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I hope everyone had a great Christmas. And that Santa was good to all of you. By now, I'm sure you heard that Bettman had played Scrooge on Christmas Eve. But I'll get to that a little later.
Tonight hockey is back and the Bruins face the Sens on the 1st 1/2 of a home and home. It's true that the Sens don't have the best record. But this is 1 of the few redeeming qualities of re-alignment. Now, with teams vying for those last 2 wild card slots, there should be some scrappy play from all of the teams that are out of the top 3 of their divisions. ANd somehow, the Senators ALWAYS play the Bruins tough. And a home and home will make it even more so.
As for the Bettman decision... I composed a little something I like to call...
How the Gary-nch Stole Christmas
Every bru in Bruins-ville
liked the Bruins a lot.
But the Gary-nch, who lived
just west of Bruins-ville did not.
The Gary-nch hated the Bruins,
The whole Bruins season.
Please dont ask why.
No one quite knows the reason
Maybe its because his
Toque was too tight?
Or maybe because his NBA
Internship wasnt quite right
But I think the most
Likely reason of all
Was that his spine was
2 sizes too small.
Whatever the reason,
His spine or his toques
He announced on Christmas Eve,
That he hated the brus
The Gary-nch had always wanted
A Stanley Cup Finals with lots of scoring
But with the Bruins competing,
The Stanley Cup will feature D and be quite boring
The Bruins were in 1st place
Of the Eastern Conference now.
I have to stop them from winning
But how?
An opportunity arose,
And the Gary-nch felt so smart.
I know what Ill do he sneered,
Ill remove their heart
He turned to his cop,
The former player Shanahan.
You will release 1 of your videos
With a swoosh, a vroom and a clang.
You will remove the Bruins heart,
With a 15 game whack.
Then maybe FINALLY,
Mario will get off my back.
Shanahan did as he was told
And made his video address
But this would be just the beginning
Of the brus distress
Injuries had afflicted
Quite a few of the bru.
Concussions, upper bodies
Even the flu.
The Gary-nch was happy with
All of the events taking place
Then something happened
That brought a frown to his face
The heart of the Bruins had challenged the suspension
With an appeal A review.
It was Shawn Thornton Bru
Who wore 22
But the Gary-nch would not be
Swayed by this little detractor.
He upheld the suspension
And called Shawn a good actor
The Gary-nch had sat there
Pleased with his scheming and planning
Then he went online
To check out the standings
WHAT IS THIS?!?!?
He exclaimed in surprise
He refreshed the page,
Because he couldnt believe his eyes
The Penguins were now in first.
That was true.
But the brus were close with a game in hand,
No, wait. Make that 2.
They win using Warsofsky.
They win using Miller.
They win using Cunningham,
Johnson and Frazer.
None of whom were on the roster
When the season began.
But every one of them answered the bell,
To a man
So, stack the deck Gary-nch.
And keep maintaining your denials.
For, all the brus in Bruins-ville
Will keep pushing and fighting for the Stanley Cup Finals.
I hope that you enoyed this. Face-off is at 7pm.
Tonight hockey is back and the Bruins face the Sens on the 1st 1/2 of a home and home. It's true that the Sens don't have the best record. But this is 1 of the few redeeming qualities of re-alignment. Now, with teams vying for those last 2 wild card slots, there should be some scrappy play from all of the teams that are out of the top 3 of their divisions. ANd somehow, the Senators ALWAYS play the Bruins tough. And a home and home will make it even more so.
As for the Bettman decision... I composed a little something I like to call...
How the Gary-nch Stole Christmas
Every bru in Bruins-ville
liked the Bruins a lot.
But the Gary-nch, who lived
just west of Bruins-ville did not.
The Gary-nch hated the Bruins,
The whole Bruins season.
Please dont ask why.
No one quite knows the reason
Maybe its because his
Toque was too tight?
Or maybe because his NBA
Internship wasnt quite right
But I think the most
Likely reason of all
Was that his spine was
2 sizes too small.
Whatever the reason,
His spine or his toques
He announced on Christmas Eve,
That he hated the brus
The Gary-nch had always wanted
A Stanley Cup Finals with lots of scoring
But with the Bruins competing,
The Stanley Cup will feature D and be quite boring
The Bruins were in 1st place
Of the Eastern Conference now.
I have to stop them from winning
But how?
An opportunity arose,
And the Gary-nch felt so smart.
I know what Ill do he sneered,
Ill remove their heart
He turned to his cop,
The former player Shanahan.
You will release 1 of your videos
With a swoosh, a vroom and a clang.
You will remove the Bruins heart,
With a 15 game whack.
Then maybe FINALLY,
Mario will get off my back.
Shanahan did as he was told
And made his video address
But this would be just the beginning
Of the brus distress
Injuries had afflicted
Quite a few of the bru.
Concussions, upper bodies
Even the flu.
The Gary-nch was happy with
All of the events taking place
Then something happened
That brought a frown to his face
The heart of the Bruins had challenged the suspension
With an appeal A review.
It was Shawn Thornton Bru
Who wore 22
But the Gary-nch would not be
Swayed by this little detractor.
He upheld the suspension
And called Shawn a good actor
The Gary-nch had sat there
Pleased with his scheming and planning
Then he went online
To check out the standings
WHAT IS THIS?!?!?
He exclaimed in surprise
He refreshed the page,
Because he couldnt believe his eyes
The Penguins were now in first.
That was true.
But the brus were close with a game in hand,
No, wait. Make that 2.
They win using Warsofsky.
They win using Miller.
They win using Cunningham,
Johnson and Frazer.
None of whom were on the roster
When the season began.
But every one of them answered the bell,
To a man
So, stack the deck Gary-nch.
And keep maintaining your denials.
For, all the brus in Bruins-ville
Will keep pushing and fighting for the Stanley Cup Finals.
I hope that you enoyed this. Face-off is at 7pm.