2006 Summer Sanitarium Tour

[praisehisname]

I just spent most of the day reading your whole trip report--love it!! All 3 of my kiddos are sick with the flu, so in between cleaning up puke and refilling drinks, it took me most of the day. You have convinced me to never, ever go on a trip with family!!!

Hope this next trip goes much smoother than this one!

Denise

 

[sorul82?]

I seem to have the same problem.Today it is 75 degrees here in lovely NJ and we were at the park most of the day. All I kept thinking about was getting home to the Dis. I need help, what am I going to do in the summer when we are out from morning til nite????Anyone know of a good DR

Get a laptop!

Wow - I guess they don't call it "Animal Kingdom" for nuthin'! Good news is that being reptiles and all, that baby gator would likely never have met its parents - cause they don't sit their eggs, right? NOT a reptile expert here, I have to confess. I don't rule out other gators if you see one, though!

Thank goodness it all turned out OK - this sounds like quite the scare. Yes, be sure to take a photo of the gator-scare site on your next trip! But for heaven's sake, there is no need to climb up on the fence to get the proper perspective!

It happened so quick that it really didn't sink in until after the trip.

I just spent most of the day reading your whole trip report--love it!! All 3 of my kiddos are sick with the flu, so in between cleaning up puke and refilling drinks, it took me most of the day. You have convinced me to never, ever go on a trip with family!!!

Hope this next trip goes much smoother than this one!

Denise

I'm sorry your kids are sick. But I see you were able to spend your time wisely!

 

[puggymom]

And if there was a baby, wouldn't there be a mama?

OMG,I said the same thing... I was snorkeling off a party boat in Acalpulco, many moons ago, and I saw a baby shark swim by ( all I could think was baby shark, where's big mama shark ), well needless to say I broke all sorts of swimming records to get back to the boat. My friends were hysterically laughing as they never saw me move so fast, well except at last call.


Love your TR just got caught up on it. Can't wait til your next.

 

[sorul82?]

OMG,I said the same thing... I was snorkeling off a party boat in Acalpulco, many moons ago, and I saw a baby shark swim by ( all I could think was baby shark, where's big mama shark ), well needless to say I broke all sorts of swimming records to get back to the boat. My friends were hysterically laughing as they never saw me move so fast, well except at last call.


Love your TR just got caught up on it. Can't wait til your next.

I can break the sound barrier for chocolate!

 

[puggymom]

I can't break the sound barrier for chocolate!

Well if you make it chocolate and PB, no man, woman or child is safe, I'll run over old ladies in walkers.

 

[sorul82?]

Well if you make it chocolate and PB, no man, woman or child is safe, I'll run over old ladies in walkers.

Oops! I meant to say that I can break the sound barrier for chocolate! My DS9 told my mom last week that he needs chocolate every week.

 

[sorul82?]

I can't think or type today. I have made so many typos in recent posts. I think I am going into panic mode for my upcoming trip!

 

[sorul82?]

Let's see, where was I?

Peeing? check
Smoking? check
Near death experience? check

Ok, so now what happens? If you were awake while reading, you'll remember that we got FP's for Kali. It was time to return, so we did. We go through the FP line which comingles with the handicapped line, so we didn't need it afterall. Once you get to a certain point, the line splits. This is one of many examples where handicapped people don't have super powers of getting on a ride quickly. After waiting about 30 minutes, Whiner announced he had to go. He was told by his father that if they left, they may miss the ride. Whiner danced a little, but soon forgot about his condition. Soon it was our turn and after we got in our raft, I looked at Whiner and said, "Hey Whiner, doesn't all this water make you want to go?" I know it was just a cruel thing to say, but it just sort of slipped out of my mouth. I was about to die laughing though...that right there was funny, no matter who you are!

After the ride, we scurried to the potties. It was here that I witnessed something I was not prepared for. Should I leave you hanging? Will I do it? Should I stop here and post what happened when we return on April 7?






Even I couldn't be that mean! If I was only allowed to give one piece of advice to furture Disney goers, it would be this:

NEVER, AND I REPEAT NEVER EVER (JAMAS NUNCA, I THINK IN FRENCH OR IS THAT SPANISH?) NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WEAR THIN WHITE PANTS ON THE KALI RIVER RAPIDS ESPECIALLY IF YOU AREN'T WEARING UNDERWEAR!!!!

I had to shield two curious little girls from this horrific site. This particular lady, I'm gonna guess mid to late twenties had made such a dreaded mistake. And you could see it all....you meaning everyone in the bathroom. She was sans undies, and you could see how well her lawn was manicured. She kept looking at herself in the mirror, turning from the front to the back, over and over. Meanwhile, Felony thinks this is the thing to do so she looks at herself in the mirror: front then back, front then back. Daneice, was a little more clued in. So, I repeat: No undies, no white pants! Got it? Good.

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

NEVER, AND I REPEAT NEVER EVER (JAMAS NUNCA, I THINK IN FRENCH OR IS THAT SPANISH?) NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WEAR THIN WHITE PANTS ON THE KALI RIVER RAPIDS ESPECIALLY IF YOU AREN'T WEARING UNDERWEAR!!!!

Spanish.

She was sans undies, and you could see how well her lawn was manicured.

Ewwwww!!!!!



I have a really funny story about a Rapid Water Ride at Six Flags. I think I'll save for a night with a Lapu in August! I'm afraid to get DIS points!

 

[sorul82?]

Spanish.


Ewwwww!!!!!



I have a really funny story about a Rapid Water Ride at Six Flags. I think I'll save for a night with a Lapu in August! I'm afraid to get DIS points!

I took both French and Spanish and I get confused sometimes. I can start speaking in one language and end up in the other.

Oooh can't wait for August!

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

I took both French and Spanish and I get confused sometimes. I can start speaking in one language and end up in the other.

Alot of my DH's family speak "Spanglish". They speak spanish and throw in alot of english words. At least it makes it easier for us mono-ligual peeps to follow the conversation.

 

[DisneyJo]

My DS9 told my mom last week that he needs chocolate every week.

Once a week I need chocolate every day

"Hey Whiner, doesn't all this water make you want to go?" I know it was just a cruel thing to say, but it just sort of slipped out of my mouth. I was about to die laughing though...that right there was funny, no matter who you are!

Oh you cruel Auntie but yes sooooo funny

After the ride, we scurried to the potties. It was here that I witnessed something I was not prepared for. Should I leave you hanging? Will I do it? Should I stop here and post what happened when we return on April 7?

No

Even I couldn't be that mean!

Phew

NEVER, AND I REPEAT NEVER EVER (JAMAS NUNCA, I THINK IN FRENCH OR IS THAT SPANISH?) NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WEAR THIN WHITE PANTS ON THE KALI RIVER RAPIDS ESPECIALLY IF YOU AREN'T WEARING UNDERWEAR!!!!

I had to shield two curious little girls from this horrific site. This particular lady, I'm gonna guess mid to late twenties had made such a dreaded mistake. And you could see it all....you meaning everyone in the bathroom. She was sans undies, and you could see how well her lawn was manicured. She kept looking at herself in the mirror, turning from the front to the back, over and over. Meanwhile, Felony thinks this is the thing to do so she looks at herself in the mirror: front then back, front then back. Daneice, was a little more clued in. So, I repeat: No undies, no white pants! Got it? Good.

OMG There again I bet she got some attention whilst she was wet

Oh and I so know what everyone means about being addicted to the Dis it's taking over my life! Last night I was busy reading a TR and DD's wanted to be tucked in to bed and given a kiss sheesh don't they know I'm busy

 

[corinnak]

You know what that woman needed to do? The best plan in case of wet, white pants without underwear (Yikes! - who wears white pants to a theme park???) is clearly to hasten to the next available kiosk that sells disney clothing (there is one right at the end of the ride, I believe?) and buy one of those extra, extra large mickey shirts. Too bad they don't sell underwear. I have to wonder if appropriately colored underpants would have been of any help in her situation. Cause dark colored unders is a no-no with white pants as well....though better than baring all, I have to say!

Thanks for all the installments. You are so cool!

 

[sorul82?]

Alot of my DH's family speak "Spanglish". They speak spanish and throw in alot of english words. At least it makes it easier for us mono-ligual peeps to follow the conversation.

I guess I speak limited Frenchish or Franglish?

 

[sorul82?]

Once a week I need chocolate every day

Oh you cruel Auntie but yes sooooo funny

No

Phew

OMG There again I bet she got some attention whilst she was wet

Oh and I so know what everyone means about being addicted to the Dis it's taking over my life! Last night I was busy reading a TR and DD's wanted to be tucked in to bed and given a kiss sheesh don't they know I'm busy

Sheesh, can't they tuck themselves in?

 

[sorul82?]

You know what that woman needed to do? The best plan in case of wet, white pants without underwear (Yikes! - who wears white pants to a theme park???) is clearly to hasten to the next available kiosk that sells disney clothing (there is one right at the end of the ride, I believe?) and buy one of those extra, extra large mickey shirts. Too bad they don't sell underwear. I have to wonder if appropriately colored underpants would have been of any help in her situation. Cause dark colored unders is a no-no with white pants as well....though better than baring all, I have to say!

Thanks for all the installments. You are so cool!

Anything but white pants! I mean what if she had an emergency monthly problem? You just never know when your cycle is gonna go all whack!

 

[DisneyJo]

I guess I speak limited Frenchish or Franglish?

I'm fluent in Gerench (German and French)

Sheesh, can't they tuck themselves in?

I know I know it's about time and kisses too

 

[sorul82?]

I'm fluent in Gerench (German and French)

Guten Tag!

 

[DisneyJo]

Guten Tag!

Tag

 

[PrincessV]

Soon it was our turn and after we got in our raft, I looked at Whiner and said, "Hey Whiner, doesn't all this water make you want to go?"

I love you s'late!

I had to shield two curious little girls from this horrific site. This particular lady, I'm gonna guess mid to late twenties had made such a dreaded mistake. And you could see it all....you meaning everyone in the bathroom. She was sans undies, and you could see how well her lawn was manicured.

OMG, what a sight!

(Yikes! - who wears white pants to a theme park???)

I do! But. I wear body-colord undies with them. And carry stain wipes with which to remove Mickey bar drips.

Too bad they don't sell underwear.

Oh, but they do! Sorry s'late - mind of I hijack for a mo? This is funny...
So I went to WDW for an overnight with a friend some years back and the next mroning she found that she'd forgotten to pack undies. She tried going wihtout, but it was cool and she was wearing jeans - . NOT comfy. She made it through breakfast and to DTD before she couldn't take it anymore and we started the search for undies. World of Disney had 'em! But not in adult sizes. She wound up with a pack of girls' Day of the Week Tink undies, a pair of which she put on in the dressing room!