Okay, he may not hate me but it sure seems like he's playing tricks on me. Since hearing that some of our fellow cruisers started receiving their cruise documents on Monday, I have been patiently waiting for ours to arrive.
Monday - No sign of cruise documents or a brown truck.
Tuesday - I hear the brown truck driving down the street and it pulls into OUR driveway. Then he starts backing up and zooms away from our house! Nooooooo!!!
Wednesday - At 5:30 pm, I hear the brown truck driving down the street again. Woohoo our docs are here! I look out the window and I see the truck backing up again! Oh no! Maybe he didn't need a signature and just left the package of documents on the porch. Nope. The UPS guy is playing tricks on me again so I decided to write him a letter.
Dear Mr. UPS Man,
I know that you don't realize the anxiety and disappointment you've put me through. I will be sailing on the Disney Magic in exactly 1 month and I'm waiting for my little package from Mickey. Every time you pull up into my driveway, then back up and zoom out of our street I feel like you're just toying with my emotions. One minute I'm excited and happy and the next minute I come crashing down from my Disney high. This has got to stop! I'm turning into Ursula the Sea Witch. Give a poor Disney fanatic a break. Please!!!!!
Sincerely,
Ursula the Sea Witch