News Flash from my area (yes, it doesn't happen often, but apparently, we're on CNN. I haven't checked that cause I'm too busy DISSING!)
A coworker of mine is a volunteer fireman, and he spent all day yesterday fighting fires set by Eco-Terrorists in Indian Head MD (as the crow flies, that's about 40 miles NW of me, but it's about 10 miles from our first Maryland house). Apparently, a new development of upscale houses (I'm visualizing McMansions here) was put onto a former wetlands area, and a group of eco-terrorists set the whole section on fire. Apparently only one house in the development was occupied. 45 houses were damaged or destroyed. I never would have thought that we would get eco-terrorists here in sleepy Southern Maryland.