20041218-cruise-friends-memories Part 4

[tinksdad]

Originally posted by tinksdad
I've been working on our magnetic door sign (see honey, I can take direction ) and am looking for a Disney Cruise Line logo. The one on the DCL site is broken up into sections and I would like to find a gif or jpg that is contiguous.

Anyone have an idea?

OK, I found this one!

Gotta love the internet!!

 

[jhemond]

Good afternoon everyone!! I'm waiting, waiting, waiting to go to Disney. Time's not going fast enough. Can't pack yet. DH said no. I have started making my lists. Got most of my clothes picked out for dinners. Gotta love the clearance sections. I got a dress suitable for semi-formal night for $10 at Kohls. I got a skirt at kohls.com earlier this year for $6 (it's a pink silk one). I got a summer dress at Old Navy for $1.98 . I LOVE shopping the sales. I hate to spend full price for any clothes. I always wait for the deals. Cheap, cheap, cheap. That's me.

 

[jhemond]

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.

"Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise "Geeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."

They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.

They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise."

The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.

Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen... Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.

"Hey... have you two guys seen my goat out here?"

"You bet we did! Craziest thing I've ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"

"Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie."

 

[jhemond]

Getting old??

Grandma, sitting in bed, proclaims "Hmmm -- I fancy a bowl of ice cream right now".

Grandpa, who is walking around, quickly suggests "Oh, I'll go get you a bowl, dear."

"You old fool", she replies, "you'll just go to the kitchen and forget why you're there. It'll be faster if I get it".

"No, no, no honey. A bowl of ice cream - simple. I'll be right back" he says as he shuffles off the the kitchen.

However, as he stares into the fridge, he can't quite remember what he's supposed to fetch for his wife. He decides that she wanted some eggs and so he quickly scrambles up a couple for her.

He returns to his wife with the plate of eggs and a fork and immediate hears:

"You old fool! I knew you'd forget!! Where's the bacon?!"

 

[Dancind]

Originally posted by MrsMork
He made door signs last night and did not stop with one. We have three to change out during the cruise.

Good job, hon. But I think Mr. Mork just raised the bar.

So is Scuba Diver home yet? And where is he going for his next trip?

 

[jhemond]

FYI, this is a joke and didn't happen to me....

Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left, and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!

damn WOMEN DRIVERS!!

 

[jhemond]

Judy was having trouble with her computer. So she called Tony, the computer guy, over to her desk. Tony clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

And he replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error."

A puzzled expression ran riot over Judy's face. "An ID Ten T Error? What's that...in case I need to fix it again??"

He gave her a grin... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T Error before?"

"No," replied Judy.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

(She wrote...) I D 1 0 T

 

[jhemond]

A very successful IT Contractor parked his brand new Jaguar XJ-8 in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore the driver's door off the Jag. The IT Contractor immediately grabbed his mobile phone, dialed 999, and in less than 5 minutes a policeman turned up. (No that's not the joke).

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the IT Contractor started screaming hysterically. His Jag, which he had just picked up that day, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it like new again. After the IT Contractor finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you IT Contractors are," he said. "You're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing, just look at my car!" said the IT Contractor.

The cop replied, "Didn't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" he screamed. "My Rolex!"

 

[jhemond]

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong.

Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer."

Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide.

Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?"

Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized."

Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?"

Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'"

Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?"

Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"

 

[jhemond]

Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two - one to change the lightbulb and one to NOT change the lightbulb.

Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One - but the lightbulb has to really WANT to change.

Q. How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Und how lonk have you had zis fixation mit lightbulbs?

Q. How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two - one to change the bulb and the other to screech "Fabulous!"

Q. How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 41 - One to change the bulb and the other 40 to discuss how it's so much better then a man.

Q. How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None - they just redefine darkness as the industry standard.

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None - that's a hardware issue.

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two - but how DID they get in there

 

[jhemond]

T.O.P.

 

[jhemond]

One more...

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

German Shepherd: All right, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

and (of course) .. the Cat's perspective,

Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

 

[Annie12345]

Originally posted by djs113
For formal night this trip, I just bought my almost 5 year old his own tux with the matching Mickey vest/bow tie to mine.

- D

That is what I have been looking for for my DH. He bought a tux before our back to back cruises last year (worked out to be cheaper than renting one for two weeks) and he's had a couple of occasions to wear it since... I would love to find the Mickey vest/bow tie for him and have had no luck so far...

For the rest of us for formal/semi-formal nights, I have a sparkly long dress that I will be bringing for formal night and a black dress for semi-formal... DD has two dresses that will be coming with her as well as a red velvet longer dress from last year if it still fits her...

We like to get dressed up but definitely do not care what anyone else wears. I think comfort is the key!!

 

[realtorlady]

FOR THOSE OF YOU TALKING ABOUT MICKEY/DISNEY VESTS FOR YOUR BOYS.......

where did you buy them?
Christine

 

[WVMD]

Originally posted by realtorlady
FOR THOSE OF YOU TALKING ABOUT MICKEY/DISNEY VESTS FOR YOUR BOYS.......

where did you buy them?
Christine

eBay!!!!

Search for Mickey Tux, Disney Tux, etc.....

Most are sold by thetuxxman......

Virgil
TFD

 

[afff]

Originally posted by seaulater
The newest revision is at allearsnet.com/cruise/cruise.shtml

I just printed out all 84 pages yesterday here at work on the laser printer, much faster than doing it at home!!!!

Any problems, let me know.

Linda

Thanks Linda................

Wasn't able to log back on last night.

Printed it out this morning before leaving work.


Gus

 

[afff]

Wow........see you miss 24 hours here and you have 9 pages to catch up on.

Gus

 

[afff]

Originally posted by seaulater
BUT............NOW FOR THE REAL QUESTION.........................HAS ANYBODY GOT THEIR DISCO CLOTHES OUT AND CLEANED UP FOR 70'S NIGHT???????????????????????

Another thing to pack.........my purple platform boots.


Gus

 

[dobelover]

Originally posted by jhemond

Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

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I never worry about tripping on Jesse and Sam 'cause they are always on the bed or one of the couches. I can' t entertain 'cause no place for ppl to sit. For some reason having to sit beside a sleeping dobe is unsettling

 

[dobelover]

Originally posted by afff
Another thing to pack.........my purple platform boots.


Gus