20041218-cruise-friends-memories Part 3

[wdwgoose]

1160 just gotta post one more then back too work














gaRry

 

[jilljill]

Originally posted by wdwgoose
WELL YES she cannot find a cabana boy cheaper than me


RIGHT JILLJILL




gaRry

Are you trying to get me in trouble?!?

 

[videogal1]

Originally posted by kpros
My son is still going to school there. He played on their volleyball team and now is one of the assistant coaches as well as trying to finish up and get the degree.

Ken

I went to school there briefly....played on the tennis team and in orchestra...lived in Encinitas co-ed dorm....yawn...LONG time ago.... Sound of Music had just been released......

 

[wdwgoose]

SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH do'nt tell

remember I do'nt get JEALOUS.









gaRry

 

[videogal1]

Diana....PMed you.... Got a change.

 

[jilljill]

Originally posted by wdwgoose
SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH do'nt tell

remember I do'nt get JEALOUS.






gaRry

Ok 'cheap cabana boy' I won't say a word.
Hey, I thought you were going back to work. Still trying to get your shirt, haven't forgotten about you. Men, they can be so slow .


I think I may head downstate and check out the Disney shareholders trial that is starting tomorrow. They are saying all the bigwigs are to be testifying. Lots of goings on in such a small town in a small state.

 

[jhemond]

Since it's that time of year.....

20 Ways to Confuse Trick-or-Treaters

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!" Act like it's a surprise party.

5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.

6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.

8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"

9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.

10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.

11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.

14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

15. Instead of candy, give away coloured eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.

16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.

18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.

19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.

20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.

 

[GlenelgMom]

Jenny - STOP! You're killing me! I'm LOL so hard, my sides hurt!
If this last one is from your Mom, too - bring her on the cruise, too! She's the best!!!!

 

[jhemond]

Originally posted by GlenelgMom
Jenny - STOP! You're killing me! I'm LOL so hard, my sides hurt!
If this last one is from your Mom, too - bring her on the cruise, too! She's the best!!!!

Sorry. I'll stop. Don't want to take away from my cruise time. That one didn't come from my Mom. It's from another board I go to. Still can't take credit for it.

 

[GlenelgMom]

Jenny - Don't you dare stop!! Your posts are wonderful! I'm still over the Halloween one!!

 

[jhemond]

Originally posted by GlenelgMom
Jenny - Don't you dare stop!! Your posts are wonderful! I'm still over the Halloween one!!

Ok. Here's another one courtesy of Mom.

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, you're It.

2. Hide and go pee.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over

6. Musical recliners

7. Simon Says something incoherent

8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' name on them

3. You change your underwear after a sneeze

OLD IS WHEN

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along

3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra . Hard To Find, Supportive, Comfortable and Always Close To Your Heart

"Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow."

 

[jhemond]

Oooh!! And a T.O.P. to boot!

 

[Dancind]

Jenny, the sad thing is my DH and DD might want to try some of these out on Halloween.

 

[jhemond]

Originally posted by Dancind
Jenny, the sad thing is my DH and DD might want to try some of these out on Halloween.

My DH would too. I remember one year we were out trick-or-treating and we walked up to this one house. All of us noticed this BIG pile of leaves on the lawn. Just as we got to the door, out jumped this man. We screamed and ran away. We never went back to that house for candy. Just wasn't worth the risk.

 

[tinksdad]

Originally posted by Dancind
Jenny, the sad thing is my DH and DD might want to try some of these out on Halloween.

Hey!

I resemble that remark.....

I like this one

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

 

[magiroux]

Jen...TOTALLY killing me!!!

No cruise for you this year

 

[tinksdad]

Originally posted by tinkfan
okay did the pirate name and mine turns out

Gentleman Jim, how that for a lady???

Yet ANOTHER way to find your Pirate name:

A Scientic Approach to Find you Pirate Name as if there is such a thing....

 

[WDWLVR]

Dirty Mary Rackham - better than what I got the last time.

 

[magiroux]

Originally posted by tinksdad
Yet ANOTHER way to find your Pirate name:

A Scientic Approach to Find you Pirate Name as if there is such a thing....

Now I'm "Dirty Mary Rackham" instead of "Black Morty Rackham".

Who is this Rackham

 

[wdwgoose]

HAAAAAY where did everyone go ??????????????

well lets see one hollyween I gave out candy when the child was walking up too the door I was wearing a donald duck masked then i ducked out of sight and changed it too a really scary mask and opened the door. I was sssssssooooooooooo
mean a mother really called me a not so nice name.

that was the LAST year D W let me give out candy.








gaRry