Okay everyone.....Now Hear This!!!
From here on out, NO ONE is allowed to do anything remotely dangerous!!
Stay away from horses, burning houses, cliffs, mufflers, STOVES (hee hee)....anything that could possibly cause bodily harm and keep one of us from going on this cruise!!!!!!
I have now officially earned the "Bad Mother of the Year" award...for the second time running.
I may be banned from the soccer field forever.
End of the game...3 minutes to go, we are down 5 - 0.......
playing against one of the competition teams, and they have been playing dirty all game and getting away with it.
DS Jared has the ball, headed for the goal....mean kid from the other team charges him....Mom is excited....Mom (accidentally) yells "Take him down, Jared".....just about that time, the kid somehow gets Jared's elbow in his temple. The kid goes down. And stays down. Man next to mom is saying "He's not getting up. He's hurt bad" Mom is backing away, looking for a place to hide, and saying "Oh, he's okay.....I think I see his pinkie wiggle" (from a distance of 100 yards...yeah, right.
The kid did get up, and he's okay, and I really was only kidding....but GEESH.....try explaining that to 30 pairs of eyes that are staring at you with contempt!
I think Dad will take Jared to the game next week......
Outta here for now....looking for a disguise....
Stacey