Okay, so it's now Monday afternoon and I've been in budget meetings all day long (and I get to do that tomorrow morning also). So I get back in my office and my brother has emailed me the following about
THE PERFECT RETIREMENT HOME
So, it just made my day. I am making my reservations as soon as they release the dates for my retirement! Enjoy..............
AN ALTERNATIVE RETIREMENT HOME
There will be no nursing home in my future.........
When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a
Disney Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Disney. I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:
1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.
2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the
restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast in bed every day of the week).
3. Disney has swimming pools, hot tubs, a spa, a workout room, washers and dryers, and shows every night.
4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.
5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra
$5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.
7. T.V. broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience.
8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for them.
9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the Disney ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see the Panama
Canal, the Carribean, or Mexico? Disney will have a ship ready to go. So don't look for me in a nursing home, just save me a lounger on deck 6.
P.S. And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side at no charge
Now, I just need to catch up on reading all the posts from the weekend!
Linda
