1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See how many slow down.
2. At work, page yourself on the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask, "Do you want fries with that?"
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and mark it, "In".
5. At work, put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addiction, switch to Espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences, "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Always specify that your drive-thru order is, "To Go'.
11. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I WON, I WON!!!"
Have A Great Day, Everyone
It's gonna be a hot one here.