12/09/06 Cruise Continued ~ Pirating Bananas DIS Geekorama Part 2 Part 4

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OK, on my way to bed...yawning already. I have to share this joke that I just got in my email. :lmao:

A man walking along Bournemouth beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice the Lord said: "Because you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
> The man said: "Build a bridge to France so I can drive over anytime I want."
> The Lord said: "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Sea; the concrete and steel it would take.. it will exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it's hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that
would honor and glorify me."
>
> The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said: "Lord, I wish that
I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."
>
> The Lord replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
 

From left to right I think this is the cast:

Pickle
Banana
Red Apple
Mango
Pineapple
Green Apple
Chili Pepper
Carrot
 
lbgraves said:
OK, on my way to bed...yawning already. I have to share this joke that I just got in my email. :lmao:

A man walking along Bournemouth beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice the Lord said: "Because you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
> The man said: "Build a bridge to France so I can drive over anytime I want."
> The Lord said: "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Sea; the concrete and steel it would take.. it will exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it's hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that
would honor and glorify me."
>
> The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said: "Lord, I wish that
I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."
>
> The Lord replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

That would prove that the Lord is male!

John1
 
LOL Becka. I'm going with cucumber for the dancer on the far left--since everyone else is a fresh item.
 
Well guys I am pretty tired....don't stay up too late! ;)

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becka said:
Well guys I am pretty tired....don't stay up too late! ;)

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I think I'm done for the night too . . . but just wanted to see that cool smiley once agian.

John1
 
It would probably be easier to build a four lane bridge across the Atlantic as well.
 
Jhalkias said:
That would prove that the Lord is male!

John1

Or a women, who did not want a man to have that knowledge, lol. ;) /

Pj
 
I haven't had time to play, :sad2: , work is crazy. We are gearing up for term start at the computer shop and also renovating part of the store at the same time, ugh! maybe sometime this weekend.

Pj
 
lbgraves said:
OK, on my way to bed...yawning already. I have to share this joke that I just got in my email. :lmao:

A man walking along Bournemouth beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice the Lord said: "Because you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
> The man said: "Build a bridge to France so I can drive over anytime I want."
> The Lord said: "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Sea; the concrete and steel it would take.. it will exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it's hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that
would honor and glorify me."
>
> The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said: "Lord, I wish that
I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."
>
> The Lord replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
:woohoo: :woohoo: :Pinkbounc :rotfl: :rotfl: :lmao: :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :bounce:
 
I go and watch a movie and come back to dancing fruit...what is worse is that you are trying to ID the dancing fruit!!!!! :faint:
 
I guess I missed the fun for tonight. :sad: I will go and read my new passporter! I am not going away this weekend. I actually might be able to chat!!!! :cool:
 
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