Jhalkias said:Ahhhhhhhhhhh my favorite, the bananas that need Ritalin . . .
John1
The multicultural "it's a small world" of overzealous dancing bananas.
Jhalkias said:Ahhhhhhhhhhh my favorite, the bananas that need Ritalin . . .
John1
lbgraves said:Is there an olive in the mix? LOL!
lbgraves said:OK, on my way to bed...yawning already. I have to share this joke that I just got in my email.
A man walking along Bournemouth beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice the Lord said: "Because you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
> The man said: "Build a bridge to France so I can drive over anytime I want."
> The Lord said: "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Sea; the concrete and steel it would take.. it will exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it's hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that
would honor and glorify me."
>
> The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said: "Lord, I wish that
I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."
>
> The Lord replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
becka said:Well guys I am pretty tired....don't stay up too late!
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Jhalkias said:That would prove that the Lord is male!
John1
becka said:Sssh! Don't tell anyone but I think we are averaging 2.1486526 bananas per page.
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lbgraves said:OK, on my way to bed...yawning already. I have to share this joke that I just got in my email.
A man walking along Bournemouth beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice the Lord said: "Because you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
> The man said: "Build a bridge to France so I can drive over anytime I want."
> The Lord said: "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Sea; the concrete and steel it would take.. it will exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it's hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that
would honor and glorify me."
>
> The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said: "Lord, I wish that
I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."
>
> The Lord replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
AAAHHHH PJ - I do like the way you think!pjpoohbear said:Or a women, who did not want a man to have that knowledge, lol./
Pj