This is for all women 30 years and over....and for
those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared
of moving into their 30's!!!!
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes
Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women
who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few
reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle
of the night to ask,"What are you thinking?" She
doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the
game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She
does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
from whom.
Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you
might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think
they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to
introduce you to her women friends.
A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her
best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with
other women.
Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted
to her friends because she knows her friends won't
betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always
know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag
queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over
30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll
tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting
like one!
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with
her. Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why
buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".
Here's an update for you.
nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,
why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire pig, just to get a little sausage.