11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #6!

[jollyg]

HI BFF-NV

When is the date for the Nana Head Meet in Las Vegas?

It was last month.....Christine and I were the only ones there!

Hi Christine!
Hi Kim!

 

[woogal]

HI BFF-NV

When is the date for the Nana Head Meet in Las Vegas?

We need to do a girls' weekend.

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

GTFO!

That's what I told him

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

good morning all.
well you guys have been really busy this morning.

Cold here today, but suppose to be nice this afternoon

Greg, How is Janel today? Better I hope!

Who has plans for the weekend?
Last 3 day weekend before winter sets in

kathy

 

[woogal]

That's what I told him

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

Hi Greg
Hi Kathy

 

[lvstitch]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry
> me?'
> The girl said: NO!'
> And the girl lived happily ever-after and went
> shopping,dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a
> clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she
> wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,traveled more,
> had many lovers, saved money, and had all the hot water to
> herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports,
> never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her
> a**, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and
> looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the
> time.
>
> The End

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry
> me?'
> The girl said: NO!'
> And the girl lived happily ever-after and went
> shopping,dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a
> clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she
> wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,traveled more,
> had many lovers, saved money, and had all the hot water to
> herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports,
> never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her
> a**, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and
> looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the
> time.
>
> The End

Can I get an AMEN?

They should teach this in schools...................

 

[lvstitch]

We need to do a girls' weekend.

When are you guys available? I can take some time off of work and see if I could hook us up with a cheap hotel room (sorry Shell, I know you hate the Luxor but that's the only contact I have left).

 

[lvstitch]

It was last month.....Christine and I were the only ones there!

Hi Christine!
Hi Kim!

Tru dat

 

[woogal]

When are you guys available? I can take some time off of work and see if I could hook us up with a cheap hotel room (sorry Shell, I know you hate the Luxor but that's the only contact I have left).

If I can get it cheap then it will be worth it.

We should try for mine and Kim's birthday in February. That would be a hoot ...

 

[lvstitch]

If I can get it cheap then it will be worth it.

We should try for mine and Kim's birthday in February. That would be a hoot ...

OMG, that would be so much fun.

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

If I can get it cheap then it will be worth it.

We should try for mine and Kim's birthday in February. That would be a hoot ...

Works for me..........or should I say SHE? Becasue we already have a ME

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor
says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"

The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting
these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most
mornings."

The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the
mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but
your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever
been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?"

Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out it.

About five minutes pass and finally the mother says,

"Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time
anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and
three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to
miss it!"
__________________

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my ****'s. I can splash it on my eyes."
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is!

The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I don't jog... it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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[woogal]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my ****'s. I can splash it on my eyes."
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booooooooooooooooooooo

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Cyber Baby

Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

Last joke for the day. I have tortured you all enough for now

kathy