11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #6!

[firemans wife]

Looks like I missed the lesson on foreign languages yesterday. Probably a good thing. I have no idea what any of it said anways


Another few questions for the inspector

Where do you live?

How long have you been married?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

 

[firemans wife]

The human or the furry kind?

both

 

[firemans wife]

Not entirely on this cruise.


Inspector Cruiseau

 

[Inspector Cruiseau]

Looks like I missed the lesson on foreign languages yesterday. Probably a good thing. I have no idea what any of it said anways


Another few questions for the inspector

Where do you live?

How long have you been married?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Because of the natrure of my work I can only say, The Western Hemisphere.
More than 10 years.
Because if Jimmy cracked corn is of no consequence then we could say that a man who studders has lots to say.

Inspector Cruiseau

 

[Inspector Cruiseau]

Ok, here is the translation I got.

Greg, "to master" in a group "Shuai Shuai" having this full "Great forbearance on the Xi" forever.

Greg, The real question is: Who put the bop in the bop -she-bop-she-bop, then who put the dip in the dip-de-dip-di-dip.

Inspector Cruiseau

 

[Inspector Cruiseau]

Good morning Nanas!

Inspector, have you become acquainted with our BFF Kim? She likes tequila lots (and likes lots of tequila)!

Yes, I have met Kim and Tequila is truly the nector of the gods.

Inspector Cruiseau

 

[Missus hiccup]

gmornin friend cruisers!!!

im not sure if that hot wind is comin from the hurricane brewin or the inspecter but its powerful nasty thats fer shore

Elmer and me had many conversins about discussin his potty habits and dag gone it hes at it again im really not shore why men find that kinda talk sa facinatin but they do all we can do it put up with it

off ta spend a quiet moment ta think about my fish extender stuff we figured it werent somethin ta feed more folks cause this cruise is an allyakineat thing aneyways so it must be bestowin gifts ta friends

ill bee back a little later

bye
Verna

 

[jollyg]

Greg, The real question is: Who put the bop in the bop -she-bop-she-bop, then who put the dip in the dip-de-dip-di-dip.

Inspector Cruiseau

Oh, oh....I know this one! Barry Mann!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85DUPbkDXT0&fmt=18

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Good morning everyone,
well it took along time to get through all the evening post and the ones this morning but I am finally caught up.

Mr. Inspector, I have narrowed your identity to 3 possibilities now
All your cleaver wit and words have given a few good clues to us.
Be aware I am on your every word, diasecting every word and sentence.
2 can play this detective game. Actually we have about 10 of us playing the detective game. Your days are numbered before we figure out who you are.

Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Verna,
I think you need to sit Elmer down and discuss his toilet training before the cruise. the Ocean has enough liquids being dumped in it, we dont want him adding any more to it. We like the water clear for snorkeling, ok.
Are the kids all potty trained now?
If not you might want to work on that before the cruise. They cant go into the kids clubs unless they are completely trained to use a toilet, NOT an out house. They must know how to FLUSH when they are done. Just thought i might pass that along to you so the kids wont be embarassed on the ship.

Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Night all ... The Woo needs her beauty sleep (at this rate I'll be sleeping until 2012).

You left youself wide open with that comment
I am expecting Bob to jump on that one


No comments from me. I want to be able to walk and talk properly on the cruise


Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Green.
Not fast enough.
Tom Sawyer.
The First Half, Inspector.
Men or course.

Inspector Cruiseau

well I have to admit you got all but one right, thats pretty good.

Catsup flows out of the bottle at 25 Miles per year


Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Elmer,
I think you should give some serious thought to purchasing dog health insurance, at least long enough to take your and Jaspers dog in to see a dog dentist. They seem to have a wee bit of an over bite.
Although they are probably pretty good about keeping away the door to door salemen..

What type of varments are you going hunting for tomorrow? Have you ever hunted revanuers?? Their pretty sneaky and hard to hunt.

well have fun on your day off tomorrow,

kathy

 

[pgfour]

Hi Kathy!

Hi Nanas!

 

[pgfour]

Yes, I have met Kim and Tequila is truly the nector of the gods.

Inspector Cruiseau

What brand do you recommend? I need to do some shopping later today and thought I'd ask an expert for some advice.

 

[disneediva]

Hi BFF-IL

 

[pgfour]

HI BFF-LA!!!!

 

[woogal]

HI BFF-IL
HI BFF-LA

 

[pgfour]

HI BFF-OH!!!

 

[cruisemutt]

Hi wife! Hi Cheri! Hi Mom! Hi Greg! Hi Wendy! Hi inspector! Hi Verna!