11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #6!

[woogal]

Hey Verna! If you're still around, I was wondering if you'll be doing the Fish Extender gift exchange. If so, would love to hear what we may have in store ...

 

[Inspector Cruiseau]

Since we're asking Inspector Cruiseau question about his/her identity I've got a couple.

Mr. Inspector are you a 大忍者師 or just a 小蟋蟀?

使用的英語語言 is amazing!!

Greg, 者大師 In a group 蟀蟀 having this full 大忍 小蟋 forever.

Inspector Cruiseau

 

[woogal]

Night all ... The Woo needs her beauty sleep (at this rate I'll be sleeping until 2012).

 

[Inspector Cruiseau]

Afternoon all:


Ok Mr inspector......:

do you like leather?
do you own a monkey?
stateroom number!!!!!
long or short hair?
original hair color/gray/or dyed?
height...weight....and social security number!!!!

well gotta run meeting time

be back tonite and hopefully the inspector will have answered all of our questions....



denise

Leather, only to wear.
Two.
Not entirely on this cruise.
Yes.
Blonde.
Its on my secret angents license and classified.
A social security number only exists in the USA.


Inspector Cruiseau

 

[Inspector Cruiseau]

Yankee or Rebel?

Tall or Short?

Glasses, Contacts or 20-20 vision?

Tequila or Rum or Vodka?

Neither.
Medium.
Yes, one of the above.
Tequila.

Inspector Cruiseau

 

[Missus hiccup]

howdy once again friend cruisers!!!!


Woogal i seen yall talkin about these fish extenders and im not shore i understand but i will give you some thoughts if theys rong will that kik our clan out ta the banana noggins here goes

i think havin somethin to make the fishes we catch bigger is one jim dandy of
an idear so do ya just stretch the fishes out n makem real thin or is it just puttin breadcrumbs in with the meat when unexpecteds come ta supper sos theres more ta eat

Elmer said its nothin lack that et all and says its a place ta trade off goodies with yer sailin buddies i do have an ol tackle bocks and if thats the case ill have to come up with presence fer all the men and women folk as well as the younguns lemme ponder it fer awhile

im tarred and its way past mah bedtime

gnight
Verna

 

[Missus hiccup]

howdy inspecter dont strain yer brain appeasin all the questions
i susspect drivin you crazy is less than a one tankful trip

Verna

 

[Inspector Cruiseau]

Ok Mr. Inspector I have a couple of questions for you since your so INTELLIGENT

1. what color was coca cola originally?

2. How fast does Heinz catsup leave the bottle?

3.What was the first novel written on a typewriter?

4. Does your name start with a letter in the first half of the alphabet?

5.Who gets hiccups more often, Men or Women?


Kathy

Green.
Not fast enough.
Tom Sawyer.
The First Half, Inspector.
Men or course.

Inspector Cruiseau

 

[Inspector Cruiseau]

evenin friend cruisers!!!!

ah like the fact that the inspecter is now the inspected!!!!

ah got a few questions fer him to

is sorgum when ya have yerself a nice firm apple and ferget ta put yer store bot teeth in

how much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

does horticulture mean teachin some manners ta yer trampy haf sister

im not one fer anserin a lot a full questions so dont yall start in on me but im more than happy ta give the inspecter a hedake er too

time ta move along and tend ta the family

bye fer now

Verna

Sorghum is a genus of variety of grains.
One and one half cords of wood.

 

[Inspector Cruiseau]

evenin friend cruisers!!!!

ah like the fact that the inspecter is now the inspected!!!!

ah got a few questions fer him to


does horticulture mean teachin some manners ta yer trampy haf sister




NO, Horticulture is actually an analagy of the primitive premise that you are teachin culture to your trampy second cousin.

Inspector Cruiseau

 

[Inspector Cruiseau]

Happily married or merely tolerated?
Boxers or briefs?

The bliss is all hers.
Only fine cotton.

Inspector Cruiseau

 

[Inspector Cruiseau]

What is the weirdest thing you will ever admit to having done in the past?
Coke or Pepsi?
Are you always early or terminally late?

In the army, I was sitting a bar in Kaiserslautern, and having just finishing my drink I became immediately sick. I looked around, too crowed to run to restroom, You guess it! I Puked in my empty one litre glass of what was once beer and filled it to the brim. Every one within 2 tables of every direction had an immediate reaction to this event and became sick as well. I was asked to leave the establishment. Absolutely true story.
Mountain Dew.

 

[jollyg]

Greg, 者大師 In a group 蟀蟀 having this full 大忍 小蟋 forever.

Inspector Cruiseau

Ok, here is the translation I got.

Greg, "to master" in a group "Shuai Shuai" having this full "Great forbearance on the Xi" forever.

 

[lucky_hiccups]

Howdy ya'll!!

Can't seam to git a wurd in edje wise with Verna always on the cumputer.

I'll try and catch ya'll up on the goings on rowd here. First my bruther Jasper come over and brawt his dog to play with ol blue, red and yeller. His name is Billybob. They let him sit out on the front porch ever Hallowean to scare the kiddies away so they don't got to buy no candy.

Me and Jasper got to drinkin the other day and then Jasper coodnt find a bathroom so he just held it till he coodnt hold no more and he let it rip..I sware he cud of put out a fire it was so darn powerful.

tomarrow is my day off from walmart, so I think I'll go huntin again.

Good night.

 

[MoranClan]

Mornin Everyone

 

[Mjasp]

Good Morning Everyone!

 

[dsparks]

Good Morning from me too! Have a great day! Busy one on tap again for me!

 

[firemans wife]

Dunno Lorna....I tried, I really tried

Thanks for trying I don't know what the problem was. My cell phone was on

 

[firemans wife]

Morning Nanas Guess I have a bit of catching up to do.

 

[pgfour]

Good morning Nanas!

Inspector, have you become acquainted with our BFF Kim? She likes tequila lots (and likes lots of tequila)!