Dear Mr. & Mrs. Yurcich:
We are pleased to have you sailing with us again this year, and honestly, quite surprised.
However, we do have new rules in place that you should be aware of for you and your traveling companions to learn and memorize before boarding the ship.
Based on our experiences on previous cruises with the "Nana Heads", the following activities are now banned:
1. Cat calls from the "Ladies" (and we use that term loosely) Meet towards our officers and crew.
2. Determination of gender of our Disney characters
3. Butt grabbing in public places
4. Trying to get princesses drunk on tequila and encouraging them to start mosh pits in the Walt theater
5. The tossing of jewelry overboard
6. Using Mickey Gloves for obscene gestures
7. Telling other guests of short stature "You must be this tall ..." to participate in any onboard activities
8. Nanas without their peels
9. Barking dog voice mails
10. Hopping on Mickey's back during his flight on Pirate Night
Lastly, please remember that the Fire Hydrant on Beat Street is DECORATIVE.
Enjoy your vacation,
Disney Cruise Line