Different story but same sort of thing....
We were in Menorca - (Ellis' first trip abroad - he turned one while we were there

) and the apartments were lovely - big, spacious, spolessly clean etc etc...theres was one problem - there was a bl**dy cricket in the bushes right outside our door every single night for a week
By day 3 I was ready to do some serious harm to that little Jimini...I got the broom and was whacking hell out of the bush at 1am in the morning

- I must have looked a right sight muttering "Die bl**dy cricket , die!"
What was worse was our neighbours returned just as I was doing it

..I just stopped beating the bush, stood upright and politely said "had a good evening?"...they were in pieces laughing at me

As they left the man turned round and said "I hope you get the little s*d - he's been keeping us awake too!"