10/24/2009 Bash on the Boat (I'm with B.O.B) Thread #22

[JLDSMD]

Oooooh, looking forward to a few of those!! With a hot dog on the side

I would suggest a Pluto's lunch meet, but I think that will happen everyday automatically. Even if you come at different times, I think AFEG will always be near getting his strips.

 

[Scouter]

Children are so quick off the mark, aren't they???

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

 

[Scouter]

she got her cap and gown in the mail the other day.
road trip time. Iowa here we come.

 

[Scouter]

Happy Earth Day everyone!

We're going to see the new Disney movie "Earth" tonight for Earth day!

Then off to Chili's for my favorite Blue Pacific Margarita!

 

[njprincess]

I see it's another new thread (ok, so it's a few days old), so we must follow tradition:

I'm pretty sure I saw this guy on Dancing with the Stars the other night!

My work here is done

 

[cntkg1]

I see it's another new thread (ok, so it's a few days old), so we must follow tradition:

I'm pretty sure I saw this guy on Dancing with the Stars the other night!

My work here is done

Is his name Gilles?

 

[JLDSMD]

Happy Earth Day everyone!

I thought Earth was created on Day 1? Wouldn't that be Earth Day?

I'm still looking for my global warming, it was cold here today.

 

[JLDSMD]

Oh, my girl is up from naps...gotta run to the store! Would you believe it's snowing outside

Again, bring on the global warming. We had snow on the ground at my house yesterday.

 

[JLDSMD]

I see it's another new thread (ok, so it's a few days old), so we must follow tradition:

I'm pretty sure I saw this guy on Dancing with the Stars the other night!

My work here is done

I'd say that pic should be a staple in Post #1, but we may scare off any new cruisers.

 

[JLDSMD]

Did I scare everyone off?

 

[JLDSMD]

Well guys, that's it for me. I need to go disappear to another thread for about 100 posts so I don't make #15,000 on this thread. I don't have a poem ready.

 

[JLDSMD]

It's time for #15,000
and wouldn't you know,
I might as well
claim an FO.

I called that my poem
and would leave it at that,
but that would be cheap
and I'd look like a rat.

I don't want you to think
that I am a slack,
So I'll finish my poem
to keep Karen off my back.

Six months from today
many BOBers will arrive,
two days after that,
the party will come alive.

We'll go to St. John
and snorkel Trunk Bay,
Then party at QC Pool
on our sea day.

The sea may be rough,
or it could be calm,
I can't wait for Castaway
and sitting under a palm.

I put this verse in
to see who is paying attention,
So Karen if you're reading,
I get no detention.

We'd love to sail with Ducky
and go watch him draw,
But fear Rockin Bar D
and Dawg in a Bra.

After the repo,
You'd think I'd learned my lessons,
but if you want to find AFEG and me,
we'll be in Sessions.

But now this poem like the cruise
must come to an ends,
and we'll remember this trip
with all of our friends.

I hope you liked my poem,
It's the best I could do,
If you'd like something else,
I say................
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me too (bet you didn't see that coming)

 

[cntkg1]

Did I scare everyone off?

Nope, I'm still here. Your next post is 15,000!!! Bring on the poem Jeff.

 

[JLDSMD]

Nope, I'm still here. Your next post is 15,000!!! Bring on the poem Jeff.

See previous post for my awesome attempt.

 

[cntkg1]

Well guys, that's it for me. I need to go disappear to another thread for about 100 posts so I don't make #15,000 on this thread. I don't have a poem ready.

Too late.

 

[cntkg1]

See previous post for my awesome attempt.

Awesome?

 

[cntkg1]

Sistah P...I'm still waiting for pictures from your tour.
(Gosh, we're an impatient bunch aren't we?)

 

[JLDSMD]

Awesome?

Hey, this is based on the new way we teach kids in school. It doesn't matter how well I do as long as I did it. You know, make me feel all good about myself - until I get in the real world and people trample all over me at work and mom and dad aren't there to take care of me. Oh, and we shouldn't even be looking at how many posts I have because that is keeping score, and we don't want to do that either in our sports.

 

[cntkg1]

thread killer!!!!

 

[JLDSMD]

thread killer!!!!

Sure, now you're calling me names.