So, Ellis and I went on our "date" this evening
He was quite the young man

He even wore aftershave and hair gel
He asked for the bill and paid it all by himself (Daddy filled his wallet up for him)
The waitress couldnt believe it
What made it hysterical though was he didnt want to leave a tip

...he was moaning about how much I wanted to leave her

... he figured the more he left on the table, the less was left in his wallet.
What he doesnt realize is that Daddy will be asking for his change when he sees him in the morning
We had a lovely time