goslingl
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Just wanted to share this before I head to bed...I read this many years ago and still get a kick out of reading it![]()
Pet Diary Excerpts
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> >
> > The Dog's Diary
> >
> >
> > 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
> > 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
> > 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing !
> > 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
> > 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
> > 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
> > 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
> > 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
> > 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
> > 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing ! 11:00
> > pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
> >
> > The Cat's Diary
> >
> > Day 983 of my captivity.
> >
> > My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
> > objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates
> > and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my
> > contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat
> > something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps
> > me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I
> > once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and
> > dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would
> > strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my
> > capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about
> > what a "good little hunter" I am. Bast@rds!!!
> >
> >
> > There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
> > placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
> > However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard
> > that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must
> > learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
> >
> >
> > Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
> > tormenters by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
> > this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced
> > that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog
> > receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to
> > be more than willing to return. He is obviously ********. The bird
> > must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards
> > regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors
> > have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he
> > is safe. For now...
LOVE IT! It si so true!!

I still have your pics for the Who's Going Page but you will have to PM/email me your info again
I remember our first 2 Disney cruises...seeing all those exhausted kids still in pj's passed out on their dad's shoulders
We did it once in 2003, twice in 2005 and again in 2007 and we LOVE it!!!
We wouldn't miss it for the world!!!
Why not choose a different park? MGM maybe?

