10/24/2009 Bash On the Boat (I'm with B.O.B.) - Thread #16

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Got this from DIL Stacy: :lmao:

The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a 'New Wife'
store just across the street.


The first floor has wives that love s-x.


The second floor has wives that love s-x and have money and like beer.


The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2:
 
I dont have any:sad1: - they were on the card I lost, along with the first days of MGM AND EPCOT:sad1: I've unpacked every bag now, I was hoping it had just got put somewhere by accident, but it hasnt showed up:sad2:

By the way,.... may I remind you that the halo was actually meant for me:rolleyes1 :rotfl:

Yes, I remember. I thought that your picture might have shown the halo on the rightful owner! :angel:

Animal Kingdom Day

In the park by 9.15am. Not busy at all. Headed straight for Everest - Ellis rode it too!:yay: , then Primeval Whirl - I hate this one - makes me feel icky, stopped for lunch, then did the Lion King show - still love it no matter how many times I see it, The Nemo Show was next and also brilliant.:thumbsup2 then the parade - ok, nothing to write home about- judt baublesontop of the udual floats:rolleyes:

The Festival of the Lion King is my favorite show in Disney! I know right where to sit so that I get to 'high five' a Tumble Monkey! (Another reason I hated the TV Christmas Parade this year - no Tumble Monkeys!!!)

Are you 2 ganging up on me?!!!!!

Yup. :goodvibes It's just that we know how gorgeous you will look all dressed up princess:
 
Wow you guys have been a chatty bunch, over 50 pages since I was on here on New Years, no time to read all 50 pages so I've done some skimmimg to try and catch up again. I've been loading some of our pictures from our WDW trip on to photobucket so I can post them here too.
 

The Festival of the Lion King is my favorite show in Disney! I know right where to sit so that I get to 'high five' a Tumble Monkey! (Another reason I hated the TV Christmas Parade this year - no Tumble Monkeys!!!)

The Festival of the Lion King is my favorite show too. We missed getting to see it this time though, our Animal Kingdom day was one of the days Rachel still wasn't feeling very well and we didn't last in the park very long that day :sad1: She felt bad that we didn't see it because she knows how much I like it but I told her we'll just see it next time :goodvibes
 
Got this from DIL Stacy: :lmao:

The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a 'New Wife'
store just across the street.


The first floor has wives that love s-x.


The second floor has wives that love s-x and have money and like beer.


The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2:

:lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl2:
 
Just to let those of you who know me that I WILL be coming with you all in October. Kathy, my sister(NJPrincess), and I will be travelling together. I didn't think I would be able to come because we were already taking a family trip in Sept. and I thought I might be joining some friends in Europe in the late spring/early summer. That doesn't look like it will happen so I have the time to come on the cruise.
I understand from Kathy that some of you whom I have never met know me from her posts. Since I don't have two or three weeks to read thru all the past posts, I may repeat things she has mentioned. I am guessing most of you know about my "job" as an RC priest. Actually, I am planning to say Mass somewhere on the ship on the Sunday while we are at sea and anyone is welcome.
Also, while I expect to try to keep up reading the posts, I probably not be posting all that much myself. So there you are! Joanne, don't forget your walkng shoes! :cool2:


:welcome: Welcome to the BOB cruise Frank :welcome:

Hello Everyone -

Just thought I would introduce myself. My name is Lisa and my family (all 14 of us) will be sailing with all you Bobers. You guys have already met my cousin Firefighter Chris. My family consists of myself, Lisa (35), my better-half, Quincy (not a poster & don't understand the whole idea??), son, John & step-son, Tyrin (both 14 at time of sailing.) Also joing us are a few new sailors...my grandma (84) and my uncle as well as experienced sailors, my parents, my two brothers, and another uncle....plus Chris and his family.

I do not know how much time I will have to post as I work full-time and go to school part-time. Nights are pretty busy, but I will try my hardest to keep up ;) . I am very excited for this much needed trip!

Lisa

:welcome: Welcome to the BOB cruise Lisa and family! Another family from WI!! :welcome:

I will be cruising with my DH Al and our DD Rachel and her friend Courtney who will both be 15 at the time of the cruise! This is a great group, very chatty. I find it hard to keep up but I just jump in when I get the chance!
 
FInally caught up, you guys were chatty last night.

I will have Roger check on those passes. I don't mind helping out some fellow disers, we weren't going to do parks this time, but for $99.00!
 
ok, I seem to have lost my first camera card with three days on it:rolleyes: , so just imagine you've seen the flight photos, MGM, THE Osbourne lights, toy mania ride, Epcot and the Dismeet photos etc.:rolleyes: :sad1:

I hope it turns up somewhere.:sad2:

Karen, I can't find some of our pictures either :sad1: Rachel said she downloaded all of the pictures to the laptop but she kept putting different cards in the camera and I think she might hhave missed some. I can't find our pictures from the DIS meet either. We have lots from The Osbourne lights, we went to see them twice we thought they were so spectacular, especially when they would do the synchronization to the Christmas misic :cool1: I'll have to post some of the Osbourne lights for you!
I'm enjoying seeing all of your pictures!
 
Here's some from the Osbourne lights:

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And now some with us in the pictures too. We actually have quite a few with all 3 of us this trip, usually it is much harded to get Al in the pictures with Rach and I.

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Cheryl, loving your pics as well!!! :thumbsup2
 
What a beautiful Nativity, Cheryl!

That's what I thought too! They had another "light up" Nativity on top of one of the buildings and I was sure I had taken a picture of that too but that is one of the pictures I can't find. I love it that Disney still has the Nativity's and the Candlelight Processional!
 
That's what I thought too! They had another "light up" Nativity on top of one of the buildings and I was sure I had taken a picture of that too but that is one of the pictures I can't find. I love it that Disney still has the Nativity's and the Candlelight Processional!
It is amazing they have something so blatantly Christian and produce it so unashamedly. Of course in this time when that has become politically incorrect, it is hard to say how much longer they will keep it, but I hope they do. They promote all kinds of things - might as well keep this too!
 
Cheryl, loving your pics as well!!! :thumbsup2

Love 'em, Cheryl! Thanks for sharing!!!

Thanks! We have lots too, not as many as Karen though. Rachel has been saying she doesn't like this camera and now I see why. There is quite a delay when taking the pictures and it seems like the night time pictures turned out better than some of the day time ones which is the opposite of what I am used too. I think we may be getting a new camera before the cruise.
 
It is amazing they have something so blatantly Christian and produce it so unashamedly. Of course in this time when that has become politically incorrect, it is hard to say how much longer they will keep it, but I hope they do. They promote all kinds of things - might as well keep this too!

Al and I were thinking the same thing about how they still have it even though it is not politically correct, however they did have some Hanukah and Kwanza things too so maybe that is why they feel they can still keep doing it. It will probably be a few years before we can get back there anytime during the time when they have Christmas decorations but I hope when we do get back at that time of year we still find they have Nativitys.
 
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