10/24/2009 Bash on the Boat (I'm with B.O.B) Thread #14

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:lmao: It's funny because it's true! :rotfl2:

Drive carefully Missy....

This may help....


Husband and wife are shopping in Target when the man picks up a crate of Budd and sticks them into the trolley

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on offer, only $10 for 24 cans', he says *

*'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping.... *

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. *

What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

'It's my face cream.. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BUDD AND IT'S HALF THE BLOODY PRICE'
 
Drive carefully Missy....

This may help....


Husband and wife are shopping in Target when the man picks up a crate of Budd and sticks them into the trolley

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on offer, only $10 for 24 cans', he says *

*'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping.... *

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. *

What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

'It's my face cream.. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BUDD AND IT'S HALF THE BLOODY PRICE'

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Well, that 'new you' thing was over pretty quick! :rotfl2:
 

Well, gotta get moving here. Off to DC today.

Drive carefully Bendy--better yet, call in sick.:wizard:

Kathy--thanks for the info.:thumbsup2

AFEG--thanks for the laughs.:rotfl:

Y'all have a great day!:goodvibes
 
There are no fees, We have one and love it.Roger seems to like them better than the others. IN October it took us a back way out of WDW and we were right on 192. It was so much faster.

I have a built in nav system. It talks. I can choose English or French, man or woman. The man sounds like John Cleese. The woman sounds like John Cleese when he was in drag. The French man sounds like John Cleese speaking French.

That's what I get for buying an Australian car!
 
Hey Nancy - These are fabulous! Where did you get the Castaway Club lanyards? Did you plan ahead and buy them in advance or did you order them online?

This will be my third cruise so I got two of them last year on the KK cruise. Then two lovely DISers sent me some of their extras for the kids who will get their own on the BOB/Bash. :thumbsup2

Drive carefully Missy....

This may help....


Husband and wife are shopping in Target when the man picks up a crate of Budd and sticks them into the trolley

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on offer, only $10 for 24 cans', he says *

*'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping.... *

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. *

What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

'It's my face cream.. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BUDD AND IT'S HALF THE BLOODY PRICE'

:lmao: :lmao:
 
Well, I too am headed out to work. I have to do my mileage logs for the entire year today. It's not as bad as it sounds though, I just have to transfer the information from my log in the car to the Excel worksheet for each month, then send it to my finance department.

I'll check on the DIS periodically as I work.
 
:scared1: :scared1: :scared1: 20K!?! What is capacity?

I have been the week between Christmas & New Years when the park did close for capacity. It was not fun. The waits were incredible. Over an hour for food and the restrooms. The rides were over 3 hours. As much as we love Disney- never again.
 
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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the
>front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner!"
>
>She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum
>powder.
>
>"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a
>statue."
>
>"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
>
>"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one
>for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us, too."
>
>No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went
>to sleep. Around 2 a.m., the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and
>returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. Here," he said
>to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for
>three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
 
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