Charleston Princess
DIS Legend
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Yes, Wigd, solo time in the parks might just be a wonderful thing!
Attempting to eat that much steak in one sitting would unleash a chain of events of cataclysmic proportions.
Watch...
You eat 48 ounces of steak.
You begin to feel ill.
You insist on heading back to the hotel room.
You writhe in pain like Meg Ryan in French Kiss after she has eaten all that cheese.
Wigd gets sick and tired of listening to your moaning when you should have known better in the first place.
She decides to leave and head to Downtown Disney by herself.
With the Disney Visa.
She returns, seemingly empty-handed, five hours later.
The next day, the packages arrive for pick up.
Wigd has single-handedly bought out the entire World of Disney.
You now have to transmit it all home AND find a place for all of it.
All of this could have been avoided...
Just don't eat that steak, Shocker!


