09/18/11 - DVCers Take Over the Dream (S.S. Member Cruise 2011) - Thread #9

[W@LL-E]

Yeah

You too Wally.

thanks terri

 

[Truffle]

1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321

 

[Steamboat WillyNilly]

headline:

Hooker named Lay Person of the Year

What does that award look like?

 

[disrailfan]

An actual state law from Indiana:

A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

 

[W@LL-E]

useless facts:
Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day

 

[friends with mickey]

In Tibet, monks wishing to reincarnate must first register with a government agency

With our Government they would be told to come back later

 

[TIGGERmetoo]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried

 

[Truffle]

1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321

Yeah, go ahead and figure that on your calculator. Don't take my word for it.

 

[Steamboat WillyNilly]

In Tibet, monks wishing to reincarnate must first register with a government agency

Bureaucracy always gets in the way!

 

[W@LL-E]

useless facts:
Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day

follow up useless fact:

If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb.

 

[disrailfan]

Another Indiana Law:

Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.

 

[friends with mickey]

Yeah, go ahead and figure that on your calculator. Don't take my word for it.

I believe you.

 

[DizDragonfly]

Ok Thread #10 is officially warmed up!

Lets try and finish this one out tonight before we go slap happy with Thread #10

OMG!!! There's ANOTHER thread that I have to catch up on!!

 

[TIGGERmetoo]

Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists

 

[Truffle]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried

Oh, did you want some Garretts popcorn? Sue is going downtown tomorrow.1

 

[friends with mickey]

follow up useless fact:

If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb.

I am testing that theory

 

[W@LL-E]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried

 

[disrailfan]

New Jersey State Law:

You cannot pump your own gas.

 

[friends with mickey]

 

[W@LL-E]

useless info:

An average of 76 people a year die playing twister, and about 23 of which are through playing the nude version!