The Mayor
How about 7"...6" is for rookies
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Last week, Ed forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough
there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it to find a new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough
there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it to find a new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
