Oh Wow!
So along with the
Castaway Club membership, they could have a system similar to here on the DIS, so for your first cruise you would be "Earning Your Oar's", two to four cruises, you would be a "Mouseketeer", and five an upwards you would be a "
DCL Veteran".
And nope, the coast guard would never let it fly, or float!
What really needs to happen is those people that show silly antics and goof off, they get asked politely to stop. If they continue then they need to be asked to leave the group and assemble at an inside area. Lets call it a "naughty step."
Then they should be held there until after the safety instruction drill has finished and then be given the option to either go outside and be respectful and listen to the whole drill again from the safety officer, personally, no Disney friendliness, or be debarked from the ship. (With a 20 minute allowance to collect any belongings they have left anywhere) And any baggage left with the porters.... well, that will be deposited at the next port of call, and at your own expense to collect it. (put it in the really small print of the cruise contract along with all of the other stuff we can do if we have to)
How can the safety instructions of the drill be compared from class of ship to ship, or even location within a ship.
Or of you took 20 cruises on the magic and wonder, and then the dream? Or 10 cruises on the dream and then a cruise on the wonder?
The best thing for everyone is to suck it up, put your big boy or girl panties on, it's a PITA, it has to be done, but it will most likely save your life if you have to repeat it for real on your current cruise.