One of my favorites.
We are on the Friendship, going from Epcot to the Studio. There is a man and woman sitting in front of us.
The man, pointing to the Boardwalk, which hotel is that?
The woman, that is the Boardwalk.
The man, sure like to stay there sometime.
The woman, the only way you can stay there is if you work for Disney. That hotel is where Disney has the employees live.