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- Jul 5, 2006
Great installment!
I am constantly amazed by all of your (and by all of your I mean everyone but me) movie trivia knowledge. I once had to ask what date it was ON my birthday! No way can I remember movie quotes! but I did want to share, on someone's trip report, the young boy in Airplane was my roommates brother. Ross Harris. I don't think he ever lived down the roll!
I did read that earlier on anothre thread about Ross, Irene, and now he's about 42 or so. I'm still getting over Radar being 69.
Nice parody Ponzi!
Once, Flying home from WDW I had to change planes in Kansas City. Evr been to that airport? It is strange. There is a long narrow area that just houses the gates. To go anywhere else you have to walk through a doorway. I wanted to get BBQ sauce for DH so I go to the doorway, peek my head out and see a guard sitting there. I ask him where I can get BBQ sauce. He says "over there, but you can't take it on the plane. And now since you have left the gate area you have to go through security again" Me " left the gate area, I only peeked my head out!" Him "ma 'am if you make this difficult I am going to have to call security" Me "don't call me ma'am and aren't you security"(no I didn't say that I was too nervous) Me" ok, ok" and I trudge through the airport to the nearest TSA area. Meanwhile the rent a cop calls over and tells them to put me through the X-RAY scanner. I was never felt so nervous, insenced and violated in my life. It was the only time I questioned my rights as an American. Good thing I didn't have the wrong pills in the wrong bottle!!
Sorry for the high jack. Opps
That's a great story, don't ever worry about hi jacking, and no, never been to KC, Mo, much less the airport there. Doesn't sound very user friendly to me.
hmm, come to think about it, the only airports I have been in are O'hare, MCO, and whatever it's called in Miami.
I'm in. A little late but I caught up and can't wait to read the rest.
Hey, new kid. Sure, you can play with us, what's your name, kid?
**The day that Nebo cried**
So
[Chorus]
Bye, bye to Diane and her guy
Took a taxi the airport with a talkative guy
The blind ole guy with his whiskey and vikes
Sayin this might be the day that I die
This might be the day that I die
Did you book a flight of love
Cause its Disney youre dreaming of
For its the one place you both like to go.
Now its time to hit the road
To the Chicago airport they must go
Nebo asks Diane can you please walk real slow?
'Cause I threw out my back again
packing for the tube of death were flying in
But I think you already knew
Man, flying gives me the traveling blues
Now on thru TSA to try his luck
Oh no sounds like his bag got stuck
Wouldnt you know it, hes in luck
The day that Nebo cried
The Disers singin'
[Chorus]
Who's next?
Thump, that is so funny, but even though there's about 6 more verses to that song, nobody is going to take you,,,,
Bye, bye Mr. Vicodin Guy,
Messed your back up with that lifting,
And your scripts have run dry.
Sneaking pills through the airport,
If they find them, hell cry.
Sayin this might be the day that I die
This might be the day that I die
Whoa, I not only stand corrected, but she is good, darn good!
YAY!! You made it through security! That is the worst part of flying. Can't wait to read the rest of your adventures!
I really, really, hate flying, everything about it except when you get there and go, "Whoa, we're here, if we were driving we'd be lucky to be in Louisville by now.
Hmm. I may have to incorporate part of your chorus into my chorus.
**The day that Nebo cried**
So
[Chorus]
Bye, bye Mr. Vicodin Guy,
Messed your back up with that lifting, and your scripts have run dry.
The blind ole guy with his whiskey and vikes
Sayin this might be the day that I die
This might be the day that I die
Did you book a flight of love
Cause its Disney youre dreaming of
For its the one place you both like to go.
Now its time to hit the road
To the Chicago airport they must go
Nebo asks Diane can you please walk real slow?
'Cause I threw out my back again
packing for the tube of death were flying in
But I think you already knew
Man, flying gives me the traveling blues
Now on thru TSA to try his luck
Oh no sounds like his bag got stuck
Wouldnt you know it, hes in luck
The day that Nebo cried
The Disers singin'
[Chorus]
This is why you don't want to skip the talk inbetween chapters!
BRAVO to Ponzi, T_Man, and Laura for the sing-along!
Nebo, my husband has a page-long checklist of things to do before we leave on a trip, including turning off the water... AT THE METER IN THE YARD!!
Of course, it really is a good idea, and we never have to worry about what might happen at home while we're gone. Except for tornadoes or trees smashing the house. Always something. Sheesh!
Harumph! Don't you take that cocky smarypants attitude with me young lady, I can't turn the main shut off off because I need the neighbor to flush at least one of the toilets so the cats have water.
Yes, that is where they both drink from, what can I say, you can fill the water bowl up with nice, cold, fresh water, yet there they are sitting on the toilet seat, slurping away.