littleblackegg
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- Sep 6, 2014
My idea was to just hire Italians.Maybe just hire smokers? After all they make up 18% of the adult population! Problem solved.
My idea was to just hire Italians.Maybe just hire smokers? After all they make up 18% of the adult population! Problem solved.
We'd definitely have to make it super expensive to keep the riff raff out. People would still be crazy, but maybe the poolside string quartet will set a civilized mood.
Because only the less fortunate that can't afford to stay are the riff raff? News Flash: riff raff comes with rich attached as well
Agreed. We got married in Hawaii and love it there, but for our honeymoon, we headed to Fiji. There are many 16+ adults only resorts there and the vibe is completely different.Not that plentiful.... most people go out of the country for good adult only all inclusive travel.
This thread brings up a really good point. The Disney cruise ships have adult-only lounges, restaurants, etc. Why don't Disney parks accommodate that need as well? There's obviously demand for it, and adults are willing to pay for it (I speak for myself, at least). Disney parks are such kid-crowded places that parents and non-parents alike would pay an arm and a leg for a nice dinner at an 18+ restaurant on their vacation, and I don't see why Disney hasn't even attempted this. Or am I wrong, and they have tried it in the past but it failed for some reason?
You do realize this is an extended joke peppered with naked men in hamster balls, cat cafes, Beefeaters in full regalia guarding the pool, etc, right? Please tell me you grasp this.Because only the less fortunate that can't afford to stay are the riff raff? News Flash: riff raff comes with rich attached as well
I would be happy to see an adults only resort in Las Vegas! At Disney, I've found the most obnoxious people are adults, and they would interrupt your nap regardless of whether there were kids in tow or not.