Ever see anything totally shocking and unexpected on a cruise?

A few years ago, my DW and I were in Key West with our sons, DS5 & DS3. While walking down the main shopping street, we came across a store with two guys with thongs on dancing together in the window of the shop. Now, how do you explain that to the little kids except to say they were very happy!
 
Wasn't that a hoot! Captain Tom made an announcement about several Brown ****ies being spotted from the bridge. It became the joke of the cruise.....
Wasn't it those 2 juggler / commedians (Wilde &???) that brought a kid out of the audiance to juggle bowling balls over him that started the "Brown Bo-obies" joke. And BTW that "kid" was great!! - I don't think he was a "plant" in our show (I think we had early show and late dinner on that cruise).
 
Wasn't it those 2 juggler / commedians (Wilde &???) that brought a kid out of the audiance to juggle bowling balls over him that started the "Brown Bo-obies" joke. And BTW that "kid" was great!! - I don't think he was a "plant" in our show (I think we had early show and late dinner on that cruise).

No, the captain said it first in his announcement. After that, it was repeated all over the ship!
 
While waiting to board the ship after an excursion my young sons (7,9 and 11) we stood behind a family of four. The husband was shirtless and had a tattoo of his naked wife on his back. :scared1: You could tell from the nose on the girl's profile it was her. Wouldn't have been bad if seen in passing, but to stand behind him for 30 minutes making small talk with the boys was interesting. pirate: pirate: pirate: I didn't expect that with Disney!! :rotfl:
 
We had gone back to our room after dinner. It was a "night at sea" so the ship was sailing pretty fast and we walked out on the Verandah to look out. We were about 8 floors up and we leaned over the railing and there was a man walking along the outside railing of the balconies moving along the side of the ship! It was pitch dark out and he was 8 floors up over nothing but water! We called security and they had to go from room to room until they nabbed him. He had to be drunk....or really brave!
 
We had gone back to our room after dinner. It was a "night at sea" so the ship was sailing pretty fast and we walked out on the Verandah to look out. We were about 8 floors up and we leaned over the railing and there was a man walking along the outside railing of the balconies moving along the side of the ship! It was pitch dark out and he was 8 floors up over nothing but water! We called security and they had to go from room to room until they nabbed him. He had to be drunk....or really brave!

Brave isn't the word that came to mind to describe him when I read this.
 
Our last cruise there was a 20-something girl with her mom and aunt at a table close to us. She and one of the servers were quite flirty and even did some smooching right there at the table! While PDA doesn't usually bother me, I couldn't help but wonder... this is Disney, don't they have rules against that?!?! ;)
 
We had gone back to our room after dinner. It was a "night at sea" so the ship was sailing pretty fast and we walked out on the Verandah to look out. We were about 8 floors up and we leaned over the railing and there was a man walking along the outside railing of the balconies moving along the side of the ship! It was pitch dark out and he was 8 floors up over nothing but water! We called security and they had to go from room to room until they nabbed him. He had to be drunk....or really brave!

Did the man have a tatto of his naked wife on his back?
 
Our last cruise there was a 20-something girl with her mom and aunt at a table close to us. She and one of the servers were quite flirty and even did some smooching right there at the table! While PDA doesn't usually bother me, I couldn't help but wonder... this is Disney, don't they have rules against that?!?! ;)

Yes, they have quite strict policies about fraternizing with guests....which apply even if the guest is your girlfriend! I'm really surprised about this.
 
On our last cruise, we were 6 adults and a small child in a van going to an excursion.

As the guide was pointing out and explaining the different tree, plants and wildlife, he abruptly stopped and said he would be right back and got out of the van.
We thought he had seen something that he wanted to point out to us.

He just disappeared for a few minutes, my sister finally said, is he going to the bathroom?
Yes, right in the back of the van in full view with a mirror right above him.
 
I have only been on 1 so my only thing is the very overweight woman who had several thongs she wore the entire cruise. Even on CC. She was just way to big for a thong.

Are thongs really allowed at DCL? I only ask, because most "family friendly" places have them on their banned items list.
 
This wasn't really shocking, but totally unexpected, to see a man wearing a plain white T-shirt that said "Trophy Husband" with not-so-nice jeans at brunch at Palo.
 
I was walking down the hall to our stateroom one time and saw a mouse! Seriously! It freaked me out! He was bold too...about 5' tall and just walking around like he owned the place!

~Mike

:lmao:

I saw a similar mouse when I was doing laps on Deck 4 one night at about 9 p.m., but this one was dressed like a wizard and waiting outside a door, like he was ready to bust into AP and make a big scene.
 
KEY WEST 2002

We were on our verandah, watching the sunset at Key West, and had all the little boats going by, then a big Catamaran came past and everyone on the top deck was completely naked and waving their bits around for sunset.

Hope they covered themselves with extra suncream.:)
 
During our last "shortened" cruise on the 9/4 oops 9/7 cruise....we went to cozumel. We went to Playa Sol Beach. While we are all sitting in the sun......a little boy in a spedo comes and stands right in front of us pulls out his yoohoo and pees right in front of me! :eek: After that....he cover his pee up with some sand and walks back to his seat and acts like nothing was wrong! I just gave him some looks for a few seconds! I think that is just GROSS!!! ::yes:: He was about 7.

The mother or father did nothing about it!

Travis


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Sounds like something a DOG would do!!!!
Shadow didnt like that......

this photo was took in Castaway Cay at the Adult beach.

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