yuk... beer for breakfast

[descovy]

Ok, not really...

But I'm rushing this morning. Kindergarten Spa Day. Moms come in curlers, no makeup, and let their favorite 5 year old "beautify them"

Curlers take forever, so I'm running late. No biggie, I'll grab a slim fast can out of the fridge on the way out the door (starving!)

Slipped the can in my purse, took off for school in the minivan wearing a robe, curlers and high heels (pretty!)

Go to open the can, and crap... it's a can of Dh's Miller Light

Can you imagine the image???

 

[ilovejack02]

That is awesome!!!

Funny thing I did this Christmas morning. Went to fridge to grab diet coke turned around popped it open took a big swig . UGGGHHHHH Budweiser gross!!!


No wonder my father in law was looking at me like I had 3 heads.

 

[Toad_Passenger]

Ok, not really...

But I'm rushing this morning. Kindergarten Spa Day. Moms come in curlers, no makeup, and let their favorite 5 year old "beautify them"

Curlers take forever, so I'm running late. No biggie, I'll grab a slim fast can out of the fridge on the way out the door (starving!)

Slipped the can in my purse, took off for school in the minivan wearing a robe, curlers and high heels (pretty!)

Go to open the can, and crap... it's a can of Dh's Miller Light

Can you imagine the image???

As if Miller Light is suitable for any time of day? </beersnob>

 

[FireDancer]

Stop on the way into school and grab the eggs part of kegs and eggs

 

[Heidict]

Good thing you didn't wait till you were at school before you took it out of your purse. Just imagine all the looks if you had done that in front of other moms.

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

As they say,

"it's 5 o'clock somewhere"

 

[klacey1]

That was wonderful. Thanks for the literal LOL, OP!

 

[Amy8888]

Good thing a cop wasn't nearby to pull you over for DUI! Although I bet that's one excuse they've never heard.