You've GOT to hear this one!

[Jeafl]

A large group of friends went out with us to a local pizza place last night. Since there was 13 of us, the hostess said the wait would be about an hour. Since we had starving kids with us I asked her if we could order the pizza for carry out, since it would be faster. I figured we could order the pizza, everyone else could go back to our house and wait and DH could stay there and wait for the pizza.

Sounds simple, right? The hostess (a teenage girl) said let me get the number for you. She got out a phone book and started looking up the number. I thought that was odd that you would have to call a different number to order the pizza, but I didn't say anything. She then picked up the phone and started dialing the number for us, but she said it was busy. It turns out, SHE WAS CALLING HERSELF! I asked her if we could just talk to the person who takes the phone orders. She goes "That's me". By this time, DH was laughing so hard he was practically crying! Why she tried to call herself is beyond me. If the person we needed to order from was her, why didn't she just take the order in the first place??

I find it hard to believe that there are people this clueless walking the face of the earth. We ended up ordering the pizzas, but 3 out of the 5 pizzas had the wrong toppings.

 

[Cruisin]

 

[Blondie]

 

[buzzlady]

Gee, I wonder why 3 out of the 5 were wrong

 

[Dan Murphy]

Was not your MIL, was it?? Another Jill classic.

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

OH MY!

 

[classicpooh4]

THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!

 

[wishuponastarforever]

Sound's perfect for the Newlywed Show. Jessica can go to the pizza place and ask to order take out. The hostess can call herself. When Jessica realizes the phone is busy, she can lend the hostess her cell phone.

 

[Jeafl]

LOL Dan! It could have been my MIL in her younger days!

Guess what everyone? MIL emailed me that she was bringing our Christmas present with her when she comes May 1 for my daughter's communion. She claims it's so BIG that she wants to get it out of her house now instead of waiting until December.

I don't think I can wait until December to open it. The curiosity is killing me already!

 

[Beast fan]

Let me guess...... this was her first job, right?

Dave

 

[zurgswife]

 

[hyzdufan]

Maybe she had the wrong number.

 

[nativetxn]

LOL! Jill, your stories always make me laugh

 

[CamColt]

OMG! You just made my day. That is absolutely hysterical.

 

[nemo1987]

way too funny!! thats hilarious!
**Sarah**

 

[Beanie]

LOL Jill!! I thought for sure this was a MIL story!! ROFL!!

 

[swanmom]

Was Jessica's last name Simpson?? LOL!

 

[cgcw]

OMG, that was so funny!!

Just think, next time you order for take out, she'll be the one taking your order. If it was me, I'd be laughing just remembering when she tried to call herself. I wonder if she laughed about it later. Probably still can't figure out what happened!!

 

[cinmell]

 

[philaround]

and she never asked if you wanted fries with your order?