You're not going to believe this,I have another itch!

[Zurg]

There are some itches you scratch and as Alex points out some Jen has to take care of.

 

[debster812]

hee hee hee

I can't even give a witty response. I am giggling too much.

 

[Planogirl]

Gee, I don't know... It's definitely a good thing that you came to the DIS for advice on how to solve this dilemna.

 

[gina2000]

We're going to start calling you "ITCYbob Crane"!

Thanks for the laugh. In the sea of hysteria, it's refreshing!

 

[charlie,nj]

RMD at what time of the day did you get the itch?

 

[nativetxn]

Did you ask La Famiglia first or did you come straight to the DIS for this important advice?

 

[SuiteDisney]

Best Itches!

 

[klombar]

Dude I heard if you just sit down and turn on some obscure song and think about your past vacations it will go away all by it self. If you developed the hic ups at the same time I would seek professional help. Of course you could always consult the all mighty DB! It doesnt have anything to do with a weight problem does it?

Oh Dan whatever you do dont and I mean dont let any cats get near you.

 

[Saffron]

 

[klombar]

Originally posted by RoutemanDan
My Mom always said,if it itches,scratch it.

 

[Tony-NJ]

cats? did someone say cats???



stop what?

 

[Nikole]

BWAHAHAHA! Dan and Kev you kill me!

Poor Dan! Thank GOD you have the DIS to come to with such weighty issues! Careful though you know what comes next.........you're going to be asking us what color socks go with those pants (and whether color should have a "u" in it or not), and should you try to sue DVC for not saying "Welcome Home" one time!

As for the DB....by all means come ask advice there! There are plenty of professionals of some sort over there who will tell you if you can manage if you have 5 people in the room with that itch or if you've exceeded your tanning and weight allottment for the that room size! Just make sure you don't ask whether or not the President is doing a good job or you'll get some rather winded posts..... Ohhh but there are some conspiracy theorists over there... they might be able to help explain how you got that itch!

 

[klombar]

Originally posted by Nikole
As for the DB

DB could mean Debate Board.........never thought of that!

 

[DaisyDebbie]

Oh yes by all means Dan, go post this on the debate board, bwhaaaaaaa

 

[bumcat]

An old chinese saying:

Man who go to bed with itchy butt
Wake up with smelly fingers

 

[ncligs]

Originally posted by bumcat
An old chinese saying:
Man who go to bed with itchy butt
Wake up with smelly fingers

 

[phamton]

Oh my gosh, this is just unbelievable!!! I had an itch today also and this is the strange part, it is on my leg just below my knee. This is the same knee that I cut last week, remember? Anyway, it itches below the cut not on the cut. Does this happen to anyone else but me? I was trying to get into the doctor to find out if this is normal but I am getting my teeth cleaned today at the dentist and I can't get to the doctor until tomorrow. (BTW I will write a trip report on my teeth cleaning just as soon as I get back today.)

Now my question for all you experts. When I scratched my itch, it left a red mark. Should I be worried? Maybe I need to start a poll: When you scratch an itch does it leave a mark? Yes, No, Sometimes, or Never.

Signed,
Worried in Texas

 

[phamton]

Double post---must have been distracted by the annoying itch.

 

[SonjaB]

omg Nik, did you say SOCKS???????

Dan, honey, I think you're allergic to cats.....

 

[Helopoh]

You didn't happen to meet a Blonde named Monroe??