Your favorite Disney quotes

[sk8bug72]

What are everyone's favorite disney quotes from the parks, rides, shows, walt disney himself, etc.?

 

[sk8bug72]

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor, mantenganse alejado de las puertas
Welcome aboard the Walt Disney World Express Monorail, our Highway in the Sky to the Magic Kingdom. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails throughout our journey and stay clear of the doors. For the comfort of others, no smoking please. Thank you.

 

[HoneyPooh]

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...............

 

[swtnikki]

"Okay Timon, we need a distraction." "What do you want me to do, dress up in drag and do the hula?" - The Lion King

At least, I think that's how it goes.

 

[experiment626mom]

"Fish are friends not food." Bruce from finding Nemo

 

[Squem]

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host...

We have 999 happy haunts here, but there's room for one thousand. Any volunteers?

Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill. Got it.

Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!

Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
You're excused. Anybody else?
No, no. We're good.

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

 

[Dan Murphy]

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[raysnkaysmom]

Not sure if I have it exact...but I love STitch "This is my family, it is small, but good, yeah, still good"

"I suffer from short term memory loss, it runs in my family, at least I think it does.....hmmm....where are they?" <~cracks me up...good ol' Dory.

 

[auntie k]

" Have a Magical Day".....

 

[grumpy101]

"EPCOT will be an experimental prototype community of tomorrow that will take its cue from the new ideas and new technologies that are now emerging from the creative centers of American industry. It will be a community of tomorrow that will never be completed, but will always be introducing and testing and demonstrating new materials and systems. And EPCOT will always be a showcase to the world for the ingenuity and imagination of American free enterprise."

 

[Pkaroch]

I'm a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

I shall cal him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Ouch! Bad Squishy!

 

[cardaway]

"Look, I'm a coporate symbol"

Boy I'm sure going to miss the animation building tour. One of the best things WDW had going for it.

 

[mommystieg]

Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call in when things go wrong. And things have indeed gone wrong.

Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience (or something like that )

..you'll never run out of wishes; they're shining deep down inside of you. Because that, my friends, is where the magic lives......

 

[Tina]

Every time we get on the Monorail, DH chimes in with "This is Harbor boulevard...." We used to be Disneyland regulars when we lived in So.Cal.

 

[snowgooseltd]

"....if you can't say sumthin' nice, don't say nuthin' at all." Thumper, from Bambi. It used to be at the bottom of my signature but got erased and I can't get it back.

 

[Buzzlvr31]

To infinity and beyond!!! - Buzz Lightyear

You are a sad, strange little man. - Buzz, again!!

"Cause I'm a lady, that's why! - Marie, the Aristocats

 

[OzFan]

"You mean to tell me you spent 3 days lying on a beach drinking rum?"

"Welcome to the Carribean, Love!"

Pirates of the Carribean.

 

[Tina]

We have an acquaintance in our circle of friends named Andy that DH and I are not too fond of. Just between he and I, we often refer to him as "your precious ANNNDYYY!" (Jessie -- Toy Story 2)

 

[Maleficent13]

You're living in the past, Father...this is the 14th century!!

 

[Drnifer]

An oldie but a goodie...."Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow".