"Your face looks brighter today."

[browneyes]

Someone just told me that. I told her I'm 1/2 asleep, I need some brightening up. I think I look the same as I always do.

I know I don't feel too bright today.

 

[JasonLyons]

maybe she wants you

 

[browneyes]

She can't have me.

 

[newmousecateer]

Well, they were talking on the news this morning about this super bright "glow" coming from Georgia....

 

[Chipperdini]

You've been using the dinglehopper again, haven't you?

 

[kejoda]

You should have Sonic for lunch Shannon. A Cherry DR. Pepper would brighten you up.

 

[Pam]

Did you ask her if she wanted some of your brightness to try and connect that loose lightbulb in her head??

Your comment was nicer than the one a Dad at DS's Scout meeting made to me last week: he told me I "could stand to skip a couple of meals". And he was sitting there with his old gut sticking way further over his beltbuckle than mine was!

 

[newmousecateer]

Your comment was nicer than the one a Dad at DS's Scout meeting made to me last week: he told me I "could stand to skip a couple of meals". And he was sitting there with his old gut sticking way further over his beltbuckle than mine was!

OMG!!! Pam! Someone actually had the audacity to say that to you??!! The rude idiot!

 

[mtemm]

Your comment was nicer than the one a Dad at DS's Scout meeting made to me last week: he told me I "could stand to skip a couple of meals". And he was sitting there with his old gut sticking way further over his beltbuckle than mine was

amazing. reminded me of an occurance in class at my high school. I went to Catholic school, and one of our teachers, a Brother, was talking about the importance of fasting during Lent. Two of my friends were in the class...one (I'll call her Lola for this) wasn't fat, but had a little extra on her...typical adolescence. The other (I'll call her Kerry) was naturally bone-thin. Well, during his lecture on fasting, Brother H pointed out how say, Kerry, might not want to go totally without because she might pass out, but Lola could fast easily. Or something along those lines. Lola was shy and self-concious to begin with...I felt so bad for her!

 

[Pam]

OMG!!! Pam! Someone actually had the audacity to say that to you??!!

Yep. I admit that I am packing an extra 20 pounds on my frame - but he's easily got an extra 50 on him. I said I hadn't eaten supper yet - and that's when he advised me to skip that meal and a couple more.

The guy at the pharmacy told me I should buy some hair dye to color the gray, too.

With "friends" like these two, who needs enemies?

Now - I will admit that I'm no shrinking violet - I defended myself and told the Dad that he could probably go at least a week without eating and I told the drug store guy (who's around 14 years younger than me) that at least I still have a full head of hair (his is receding). Now - normally I will not be so rude - but I figured that they opened their big mouths first and payback is a B*****!