You only need two tools in life

[monkeyboy]

WD40 and Duct Tape.

If it moves and itshouldn't use duct tape, if it doesn't move and it should, used WD40.

 

[Serena]

 

[swanmom]

Monkeyboy,
You forgot the thrid tool...........the phone. My DH says "If it moves and it shouldn't, duct it. If it doesn't move and it should, WD40 it. If neither of these work, call the repairman.!"

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by swanmom
Monkeyboy,
You forgot the thrid tool...........the phone. My DH says "If it moves and it shouldn't, duct it. If it doesn't move and it should, WD40 it. If neither of these work, call the repairman.!"

real men don't call repairmen..we buy new stuff

 

[Serena]

LOL, wire is what was missing.

It's the women that need the phone.

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
real men don't call repairmen..we buy new stuff

To replace the stuff that you broke when you tried to fix it?

 

[Trish5768]

Sound wisdom, Monkeyboy.

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by cynsaun
To replace the stuff that you broke when you tried to fix it?

Hey you didn't complain about the duct tape

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
Hey you didn't complain about the duct tape

I know.

 

[TwingleMum]

Too true. Too true.

 

[kozmo]

What about chocolate-it is a proven fact ,it helps with or without duct tape!!!

 

[Nickunited]

I just need one Tool - an ATM Card. It buys the repairs. I just am not handy!

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

LOL...When I saw "Tool" I was thinking about something else...you know..."That guy is being a total TOOL"

 

[browneyes]

You only need two tools in life

WD40 and Duct Tape.

I disagree with those 2 tools.