What frazzled him were the frequent flyers wanting pain meds.
I used to volunteer with our local ambulance as an EMT. My mom did as well (She was actually the Crew Chief). We were on call once a week (on a rotating schedule) and it was a 24 hour duty. We carried our Pagers (Minitor) so when the late night or early morning calls came in we'd have to respond.
Anyway, some of my favorites

were what my mom liked to call the "LOL-Naps" (Pronounced Lull Nap). "Little Ole Lady - No Apparent Problem". Most of the time, they just wanted company, because often times, they would have no family in the area (or none that would visit) and would just get depressed and want company.
My other favorite ones are those that call 911 for a ride to the hospital for Dialysis. Our Volunteer rig was not one of those Ambulance services that does the non-emergent transport, rather we were for emergency calls. In the beginning it wasn't too bad, but as more and more would "Abuse" the service, we would make sure they had a stop at the ER. You knew when the calls were this type when you'd get them to the hospital and they would say, "I need to go to the 4th floor" (Where the Dialysis unit was) and the ER was on the 1st floor.
I could probably write a book on my escapades of being on the ambulance, vehicle rescue, and dive rescue. The downside is that probably on other EMS/Fire folks would ever read it (or at least understand it) as Emergency Services have a "Unique" group of folks. AWESOME, but Unique!
