rhodeislandj
i'll get back to you on this
- Joined
- Jun 2, 2008
- Messages
- 9
Welcome to the prologue of my FIRST EVER TR!! I promise it won't be all too painful and you will leave with your limbs intact (hopefully!). What inspired me to do this was my brother, really. As a child we took many trips to the World to help with his autism. I've seen that Disney will either make or break and autistic child. It'll overstimulate or just work in your favor. Luckily, the nine or so trips I took with the amazing fellow turned out to be perfect. He's a reasonably smart kid and wrote up a recount of three of our trips. He's six years older than me, making him 23.
Another reason I decided to do this was a few of you DISers yourself! I'm not going to mention any names but the real inspiration I have is from a mama. A mama of the Utah persuasion. Really, not mentioning any names at all!!
But, no really. This trip report is going to be a doozy. It's got an awesome back story that I'm sure y'all will love.
My trip report, like trip reports a many will start with the cast of characters (and trust me, these people are all characters!) I can't use abbreviations for most of them that you will all get as well, none of them are actually related to me so I will...wing it!
DBFFGM (Darling Best Friend Forever's Grand Mother) This woman is bananas. I love Grandma Marie a lot as she acts like a grandmother should. Babies my bestie, babysits, sews, takes us out to dinner. She rocks. I don't think she really likes me much but she puts up with me. Right now I can't recall much about her physically wise but personality wise? This woman is a firecracker. She took my best friend on a trip to WDW in '99 and well lets just say it didn't go so hot. This is why I am included in this trip!
DBFFGF (I'm just going to let you assume this one
) He wasn't married to Grandma Marie until about 7 years ago. It's a long story I've been told many times but have conveniently forgot. Go figure. But, he's pretty ridiculous. His sense of humor is much of that as the CMs at Whispering Canon Cafe (oh lord we're going there?!? that night should be a BLASTY BLAST 
) He's an awesome dude and is glad I am embarking on this sweet trip with them.
DBFFM (Darling Best Friend Forever's Madre) Cheryl is pretty much my
mother. My mother passed away four years ago and around the same time I became best friends with her daughter. She's a homemaker and has been a stay at home mother for years now. She recently got her CDL and is a bus driver for our school district. She makes some pretty intense food and is a Buddhist. That always makes everything way more interesting, am I right? Not much else I can say about the adults on this trip. But, at least we get to the fun part!
DBFF (I'm sure you're getting the hang of this) Jane-Marie. One first name, no middle name. I've known her for six years now. We gave hell to our 7th and 8th grade teachers. Karma bit us, really though. I mean we've had no classes together since 8th grade. Who knows. She's the perfectionist and strives to have everything planned. She won't leave the house without makeup and well, that's okay. She's pretty much my only friend
. She's not afraid to speak up when she's enraged. She has been to Disney only once and is the reason for the name of this TR. One night we were at her house and I was youtubing (is this a verb now? might as well be!!) ride throughs of rides as I was home sick. We get to Tower Of Terror and she looks me dead in the eye and says "You. Are. NOT. Making. Me. Ride. That." Little does she know I'm great at trickery and bribery.
DBFFB (Brother of Jane) Sam. Samuel is nine years old and this is his FIRST TRIP!! He's the reason why we're going actually. The day we leave (June 24th) is his tenth birthday and I'm stoked. He's a trouble maker with a horrible temper. He's not afraid to beat me up like I am his own sister and I'm not afraid to tell him to go to his room. I am so happy I get to go with his family on this trip as my family is boring now.
ME! The wonderful, glorious, beautiful, talented narrator of this TR. I'm Jordan and I'm seventeen years young. I'm pretty tall and stout. I don't have a handle but my spout talks sheer nonsense. I'm the Disney Veteran with ten or so trips under my belt. It's my favorite place in the world and I'm constantly coming up with schemes to win in the castle night and end up staying there. I'm a fast-talking, potty mouth kid. I don't mean to be but sometimes it just happens. My first trip to Disney I suffered an epileptic seizure and died! It happened in the trusty. Caribbean Beach Hotel.
Some honorable mentions include...
DB. Brenden is 23. I just asked him as he's sitting on the couch. I've been forgetting his name since he was about sixteen. He's autistic and for gifts he bought me the Unofficial Guide To Walt Disney World and Passporters (GODSENT
). He's not coming as we'd have to get another hotel room but my dad wanted him to go.
DF. Daddy! He's sometimes really mean to me but he does it 'cause he loves me. He works very hard to support me and his brother. He payed for this trip (tickets, planes, Disney Dining plan which I'll rant about later) and hes pretty cool. He thinks you don't have to plan when you go to Disney. That's hysterical to me as he's taken us so many times.
DBFFBF. Jane's boyfriend Charlie. He's a big dude and was the wrestling, track and football captains at his high school. He has a kid from a previous relationship named Charlie Junior. He wants to take him to WDW when he's older. Charles work hard to support his kid and he's good to Janie. He's also our ride to T. F Green!
I think I've given you enough to read for now I'll be back with my rants and raves of planning this bad boy soon. Then hopefully be time that's done I'll be on my way to the World.
Expecting real trip report parts around our nation's birthday!
Another reason I decided to do this was a few of you DISers yourself! I'm not going to mention any names but the real inspiration I have is from a mama. A mama of the Utah persuasion. Really, not mentioning any names at all!!
But, no really. This trip report is going to be a doozy. It's got an awesome back story that I'm sure y'all will love.My trip report, like trip reports a many will start with the cast of characters (and trust me, these people are all characters!) I can't use abbreviations for most of them that you will all get as well, none of them are actually related to me so I will...wing it!
DBFFGM (Darling Best Friend Forever's Grand Mother) This woman is bananas. I love Grandma Marie a lot as she acts like a grandmother should. Babies my bestie, babysits, sews, takes us out to dinner. She rocks. I don't think she really likes me much but she puts up with me. Right now I can't recall much about her physically wise but personality wise? This woman is a firecracker. She took my best friend on a trip to WDW in '99 and well lets just say it didn't go so hot. This is why I am included in this trip!
DBFFGF (I'm just going to let you assume this one
) He wasn't married to Grandma Marie until about 7 years ago. It's a long story I've been told many times but have conveniently forgot. Go figure. But, he's pretty ridiculous. His sense of humor is much of that as the CMs at Whispering Canon Cafe (oh lord we're going there?!? that night should be a BLASTY BLAST ) He's an awesome dude and is glad I am embarking on this sweet trip with them.DBFFM (Darling Best Friend Forever's Madre) Cheryl is pretty much my
mother. My mother passed away four years ago and around the same time I became best friends with her daughter. She's a homemaker and has been a stay at home mother for years now. She recently got her CDL and is a bus driver for our school district. She makes some pretty intense food and is a Buddhist. That always makes everything way more interesting, am I right? Not much else I can say about the adults on this trip. But, at least we get to the fun part!
DBFF (I'm sure you're getting the hang of this) Jane-Marie. One first name, no middle name. I've known her for six years now. We gave hell to our 7th and 8th grade teachers. Karma bit us, really though. I mean we've had no classes together since 8th grade. Who knows. She's the perfectionist and strives to have everything planned. She won't leave the house without makeup and well, that's okay. She's pretty much my only friend
. She's not afraid to speak up when she's enraged. She has been to Disney only once and is the reason for the name of this TR. One night we were at her house and I was youtubing (is this a verb now? might as well be!!) ride throughs of rides as I was home sick. We get to Tower Of Terror and she looks me dead in the eye and says "You. Are. NOT. Making. Me. Ride. That." Little does she know I'm great at trickery and bribery.DBFFB (Brother of Jane) Sam. Samuel is nine years old and this is his FIRST TRIP!! He's the reason why we're going actually. The day we leave (June 24th) is his tenth birthday and I'm stoked. He's a trouble maker with a horrible temper. He's not afraid to beat me up like I am his own sister and I'm not afraid to tell him to go to his room. I am so happy I get to go with his family on this trip as my family is boring now.
ME! The wonderful, glorious, beautiful, talented narrator of this TR. I'm Jordan and I'm seventeen years young. I'm pretty tall and stout. I don't have a handle but my spout talks sheer nonsense. I'm the Disney Veteran with ten or so trips under my belt. It's my favorite place in the world and I'm constantly coming up with schemes to win in the castle night and end up staying there. I'm a fast-talking, potty mouth kid. I don't mean to be but sometimes it just happens. My first trip to Disney I suffered an epileptic seizure and died! It happened in the trusty. Caribbean Beach Hotel.
Some honorable mentions include...
DB. Brenden is 23. I just asked him as he's sitting on the couch. I've been forgetting his name since he was about sixteen. He's autistic and for gifts he bought me the Unofficial Guide To Walt Disney World and Passporters (GODSENT
). He's not coming as we'd have to get another hotel room but my dad wanted him to go.DF. Daddy! He's sometimes really mean to me but he does it 'cause he loves me. He works very hard to support me and his brother. He payed for this trip (tickets, planes, Disney Dining plan which I'll rant about later) and hes pretty cool. He thinks you don't have to plan when you go to Disney. That's hysterical to me as he's taken us so many times.
DBFFBF. Jane's boyfriend Charlie. He's a big dude and was the wrestling, track and football captains at his high school. He has a kid from a previous relationship named Charlie Junior. He wants to take him to WDW when he's older. Charles work hard to support his kid and he's good to Janie. He's also our ride to T. F Green!
I think I've given you enough to read for now I'll be back with my rants and raves of planning this bad boy soon. Then hopefully be time that's done I'll be on my way to the World.
Expecting real trip report parts around our nation's birthday!
