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CNN article on Disney Dining http://www.cnn.com/2008/TRAVEL/06/23/disney.dining/index.html
PolynesianPixie
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EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Ps ychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is " abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal ?
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Ps ychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is " abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal ?
Born 2 Fish
I'D RATHER BE FISHING.
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EVER WONDER ....
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?In Tennesee our local Psychic's house burned a couple years ago,,
go figure !?!?!?!
We had a local fellow who was of middle age, still living with his mother, he won 3 million $ ,,and I swear to you, when the news reporter asked what was he going to do with his new found wealth the man replied, " I'm gonn'a pay off a few bills and then put a addition on the mobile home."
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An explanation before I add to Ami's clever list.
We have had this "international sensation" here in Lakeland since March. He is, by his own admission, a former drug addict, alcoholic, served time in prison for sexually assaulting a seven year old boy...you get the drill. And then he "found" Jesus! (Hallelujah!) He knows the Lord-ah! He's been given this tremendous pow-ah to heel-ah!!
This guy is a one man circus and has drawn crowds of 1,000+ EVERY DAY, from all over the world, since March... all looking for their "healing"!!! The guy slams people on their foreheads with the heel of his hand and hollers (no kidding on this one) BAM!! Then the people fall over in a dead faint (they are really knocked out if you ask me) saying they've been "slain in the spirit and healed of their illness"! There have been claims that this guy has even brought people back to life!
So my question is this....
"Why aren't these charleton's who claim to be working and healing for the 'Lord-ah'... why aren't they walking the halls of the hospitals, nursing homes, and cancer centers?" After all,,,, their ability is supposedly a "gift" from God. They should be "giving" it away!
Christians out there - don't slam me. I am a Christian & proud to admit it. I'll talk about my Savior to anyone who wants to listen...but this guy is just totally off the wall & so idiotic. These kind of people, and all their publicity, is what gives us Christian's such a bad rap.
Here's a video ...judge for yourselves:
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/todd-bentley-florida-healing-revival-2/4260193576
I truly hope I'm not offending anyone with this. Rhonda/Scott - if you think this is inappropriate, just go ahead and pull it. I'll understand.
We have had this "international sensation" here in Lakeland since March. He is, by his own admission, a former drug addict, alcoholic, served time in prison for sexually assaulting a seven year old boy...you get the drill. And then he "found" Jesus! (Hallelujah!) He knows the Lord-ah! He's been given this tremendous pow-ah to heel-ah!!
This guy is a one man circus and has drawn crowds of 1,000+ EVERY DAY, from all over the world, since March... all looking for their "healing"!!! The guy slams people on their foreheads with the heel of his hand and hollers (no kidding on this one) BAM!! Then the people fall over in a dead faint (they are really knocked out if you ask me) saying they've been "slain in the spirit and healed of their illness"! There have been claims that this guy has even brought people back to life!
So my question is this....
"Why aren't these charleton's who claim to be working and healing for the 'Lord-ah'... why aren't they walking the halls of the hospitals, nursing homes, and cancer centers?" After all,,,, their ability is supposedly a "gift" from God. They should be "giving" it away!
Christians out there - don't slam me. I am a Christian & proud to admit it. I'll talk about my Savior to anyone who wants to listen...but this guy is just totally off the wall & so idiotic. These kind of people, and all their publicity, is what gives us Christian's such a bad rap.
Here's a video ...judge for yourselves:
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/todd-bentley-florida-healing-revival-2/4260193576
I truly hope I'm not offending anyone with this. Rhonda/Scott - if you think this is inappropriate, just go ahead and pull it. I'll understand.
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An explanation before I add to Ami's clever list.
We have had this "international sensation" here in Lakeland since March. He is, by his own admission, a former drug addict, alcoholic, served time in prison for sexually assaulting a seven year old boy...you get the drill. And then he "found" Jesus! (Hallelujah!) He knows the Lord-ah! He's been given this tremendous pow-ah to heel-ah!!
This guy is a one man circus and has drawn crowds of 1,000+ EVERY DAY, from all over the world, since March... all looking for their "healing"!!! The guy slams people on their foreheads with the heel of his hand and hollers (no kidding on this one) BAM!! Then the people fall over in a dead faint (they are really knocked out if you ask me) saying they've been "slain in the spirit and healed of their illness"! There have been claims that this guy has even brought people back to life!
So my question is this....
"Why aren't these charleton's who claim to be working and healing for the 'Lord-ah'... why aren't they walking the halls of the hospitals, nursing homes, and cancer centers?" After all,,,, their ability is supposedly a "gift" from God. They should be "giving" it away!
Christians out there - don't slam me. I am a Christian & proud to admit it. I'll talk about my Savior to anyone who wants to listen...but this guy is just totally off the wall & so idiotic. These kind of people, and all their publicity, is what gives us Christian's such a bad rap.
Here's a video ...judge for yourselves:
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/todd-bentley-florida-healing-revival-2/4260193576
I truly hope I'm not offending anyone with this. Rhonda/Scott - if you think this is inappropriate, just go ahead and pull it. I'll understand.
maybe he can help me with my weight problem?
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Be my guest!! Lakeland's just a short hop from Wesley Chapel, Pete. Just be careful....you may end up like the guy in "Thinner"!!
Just be sure to stop by Polk City on your way over. We can go together & hold each other's hands (like the otters) and catch each other on the way down after getting our "BAM"!!!
http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb097_ZSYYYYYYOCUS&utm_id=7925
PolynesianPixie
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Hey Pete, where's your wife? I haven't noticed her online in a while.
des1954
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Hey... Butt out Ami!!! Pete & I are having our own little weight-loss, hand-holding, BAM private clandestine moment.
I took away her computer privliges, dinner was late the other night, and I'd had enough.
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You answered your own question. There's no profit in it if they go around "healing" people for free. These guys really irritate me. They give Christianity a big black eye and should have their own corner of hell when all is said and done.
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