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[Gatordad]

Rant time.
Ok, I hate it when your "friend" asks about your kids and then doesn't listen. I tried to tell this friend about our harrowing day yesterday at Day Camp. She listened for about 8 seconds, said "Oh" and launched into what she and her kids did yesterday. I sit and listen to about 10 minutes of that. Sorry, but hearing about what her kids had for lunch just didn't do much for me. Is the "it's all about me" syndrome becoming more rampant these days? I have no one here who is willing to listen to me brag about my kids occasionally anymore. Can it be all about MY kids every once in awhile!!!!? Okay, I'm done.

By the way, during all the tornado activity yesterday at my son's Day Camp, I found out one of the other kids got his head sliced open by an awning that came loose. It's one of those baseball field awnings that are probably 40 feet across and have 3" grommets on them. Ambulance took him away. I'm wondering how many kids won't be back at camp today. I sent Sam on his way this morning. They've moved it inside to a church for today. Anticipating more bad weather.

Never heard of this before, but 5 people have told me to dunk my phone in rice for a day or so to dry it out. That's just wierd, but I did it.

Fried rice?

Hopefully no more bad weather for the kids..... or anyone for that matter.

 

[Gatordad]

Thanks guys, I know all the crap I went through as a kid with bum tonsils, I didn't get mine out until about 10 yrs ago. If it saves him from all of the sore throats and abscesses, then it is worth a couple days down for him. We are off to the store in a while to buy all the juices, Popsicles, sherbet etc..... that the little guy wants.....

don't forget the kunga**** oh wait, he's only 6.

 

[RvUsa]

Hey Pete, why the ***** in kungaloosh? By the way, he loves virgin kungalooshes, we make them for him every time we go camping.

I had a dream about you last night, for real!
You came to my old house, driving a black crew cab chevy with 6 people in it, but you made them all stay in it. You came in and were looking at all my guns.... I wonder what that means????

 

[AuburnJen92]

Hey Pete, why the ***** in kungaloosh? By the way, he loves virgin kungalooshes, we make them for him every time we go camping.

I had a dream about you last night, for real!
You came to my old house, driving a black crew cab chevy with 6 people in it, but you made them all stay in it. You came in and were looking at all my guns.... I wonder what that means????

hmm, i wondering too??

 

[2goofycampers]

I had a dream about you last night, for real!
You came to my old house, driving a black crew cab chevy with 6 people in it, but you made them all stay in it. You came in and were looking at all my guns.... I wonder what that means????

He was looking at your muscles?

 

[RvUsa]

After typing that, I knew someone would go there. I was talking about my shotguns, and rifles....

 

[ntsammy5]

Hmmmmmmm. No comment.

BTW Good luck tomorrow!

 

[Shannone1]

Morning all, just wanted to say hi, will be in and out today, and at the hospital all day tomorrow. It T day, he gets his tonsils out tomorrow. I wasn't this nervous with my surgeries, LOL.

Good morning. Don't worry John...My DD's both had their tonsils out when they were about 10. It's an outpatient procedure these days. They were back home in about 4 hours. I remember when I had mine out, I was in the hospital for three days !!

 

[AuburnJen92]

Good luck John! Everything will come out just fine.

 

[clkelley]

Just noticed Jen's countdown, time for the single digit dance!!!!!!!

 

[wildfan1473]

Morning all, just wanted to say hi, will be in and out today, and at the hospital all day tomorrow. It T day, he gets his tonsils out tomorrow. I wasn't this nervous with my surgeries, LOL.

to you.

I've learned the hard way that this kind of stuff is much harder on me as a parent than it is on the kid. Jacob had to have major dental work done after the adoption that required outpatient surgery and it was 2 hours of pure **** for me. He, however, was thrilled that all of his top front teeth were gone and he looked like a bona-fide hockey player

 

[wildfan1473]

Never heard of this before, but 5 people have told me to dunk my phone in rice for a day or so to dry it out. That's just wierd, but I did it.

It's supposed to absorb the moisture out of the battery, but it doesn't always work. DH tried it twice in a matter of 6 weeks this winter - once when he decided to use his phone as fish bait while ice fishing, and when that didn't work he decided to test the theory again when he gave the snowmobile a last-minute bath in the lake. Some people just never learn

You can also try replacing the sim card.

I hope you guys have better weather today, we are finally clearing out up here for the short term.

 

[Gatordad]

Hey Pete, why the ***** in kungaloosh? By the way, he loves virgin kungalooshes, we make them for him every time we go camping.

I had a dream about you last night, for real!
You came to my old house, driving a black crew cab chevy with 6 people in it, but you made them all stay in it. You came in and were looking at all my guns.... I wonder what that means????

When they come to whack you, they come as your friend....

 

[Anne's Family]

Not-so-useless fact:

"In Japan, by the time man reaches the age of 60, he is commemorated with a special ceremony. This ceremony features the man wearing a red kimono, which denotes that he no longer has the responsibilities of being a mature adult."

I guess in the U.S., it's somewhere around the age of 30.

 

[des1954]

Just for the record....

I still have my tonsils..... and.....

Your pundit got armor!


My loony bun is fine, Benny Lava!!

 

[ntsammy5]

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!
Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay!
My brother yelled to me…
I love you inside Ed!
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
I told a high school girl…
I love you inside me!
I’d love to see you pee on us tonight!
You feel me up with doom.
Quit looking up at me!
You got a minute girl?
The puppy had a fee!
Don’t think I do love her
We’re looking in a pill!
All of them like the bun!
Now poop on them Oliver!
You know the hole to put it!
Your pundit got armor!
Who put the goat in there?
The yellow goat I ate!
(I like to swim in it)
(I like to swim in his)
A nerd to punk a nerd.
I’m bleeding F****** A!
That stuff is pink colored!
Some day I sell DNA!
This boar ain’t very cool.
You need a Hindi yew!
Got into Seattle.
I’ll l** a friend of yours!
I fought a barber man!
We know what’s in butter rum!
A jet pack… operation…
Send him the crazy Hindu!
Whatever! My Sadist!
All baked and cooked alive!
I lick you… Belinda…
The ninja made a movement.
Tell Donna… No collar…
I’ll do what body loves!
I put papaya there.
You love me inside there!
Have you been high today?
I love you inside me!

 

[des1954]

I know I'm gonna get points from the "wanna-be" moderator, but.... Dang it Pete.... I HATE you for posting that Crazy Indian link!! That freakin' melody has been stuck in my brain on endless re-wind all day!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[des1954]

BENNY LAVA

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH​

BENNY HILL​

 

[stacktester]

here is John's guy working on the website

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&feature=related

Hey Pete, is this fella coming to the 4th GG with you. If so are you guys going to be riding around on the cart smoking left handed cigarettes?

 

[Gatordad]

nope, big fancy cigars.