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[Anne's Family]

I'm close, but I'm not good with a shovel.

 

[LONE-STAR]

I determined today that I have a leak the main water line between the house and the meter. This is gonna be really fun since I am gonna have to dig in the middle of the lake it is forming in my front yard. Hopefully it is not under my driveway, that would be a real bummer. The water line parallels the driveway for a little ways then turn under it to go to the meter. I think it may be right at the edge, at least that's where I'll start digging. Sheesh.

Start at the highest point in the water in your yard. The leak should be close by because water runs down hill. If your whole yard is a lake then dig a grid of holes in the wet area. Then pump them out with a sump pump which ever one fills back up quicker is closer to the leak. Have fun I do this every day let me know how it goes.

 

[kc5grw]

The highest point in the yard is right about where the yard and driveway meet, which is why I planned starting there. I'm just hoping it's not under the driveway, or at least not so far that I have to bust up my driveway.

 

[Gatordad]

I'm close, but I'm not good with a shovel.

i'm not close, and i'm not good with a shovel, that's 0-2

 

[kc5grw]

Yea, well I ain't that good with a shovel either, but I have no choice. Well, I guess I do, but I ain't writing a check to have someone else do it.

 

[des1954]

this should cheer you all up.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJGAIG93Fgw&feature=user

As my dearest brother will attest to.... I am a fart afficianato. I have 3 books on the subject (all bought for me by Al's son, Kevin) Fart the Game, and several birthday, christmas and halloween cards that have incorporated the word "Fart" into them.

Farts are good!! They make the farter feel good, they make the fartee laugh, and even the hard of hearing can enjoy them!

Farts with lumps are NOT good!

So... here we go!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ7QmLd2eVg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXNquTYnyg0&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzvemPHHOZg&feature=related

And my favorite!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LazXj9YrH1M

 

[des1954]

Start at the highest point because water runs down hill.

It is a known fact that s#!t rolls downhill!

 

[LONE-STAR]

The highest point in the yard is right about where the yard and driveway meet, which is why I planned starting there. I'm just hoping it's not under the driveway, or at least not so far that I have to bust up my driveway.

If you have a nice concrete drive way don't bust it up. Reroute. Or run a new line under them driveway. You can make a water pick with a metal piece of pipe the length you need to get to the other side.(make one end of the pipe sharp) Then attach a water hose to the other end of the pipe. We have used this method before when we could not get our boring machine to fit in the area.

 

[Gatordad]

As my dearest brother will attest to.... I am a fart afficianato. I have 3 books on the subject (all bought for me by Al's son, Kevin) Fart the Game, and several birthday, christmas and halloween cards that have incorporated the word "Fart" into them.

Farts are good!! They make the farter feel good, they make the fartee laugh, and even the hard of hearing can enjoy them!

Farts with lumps are NOT good!

So... here we go!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ7QmLd2eVg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXNquTYnyg0&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzvemPHHOZg&feature=related

And my favorite!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LazXj9YrH1M

that was funny, esp the guy in the gym..... I fart in appreciation.

 

[LONE-STAR]

It is a known fact that s#!t rolls downhill!

Yes, but I go to alot of people's homes and have to explain the most simple thing its just a habit when it comes to plumbing.

 

[kc5grw]

I used the water pick method on a much smaller scale to run the lines for our sprinkler system under the sidewalk.

 

[LONE-STAR]

If all else fells call your local plumber. Althuogh around here you would have to wait we have been so busy. What type of pipe do you have.

 

[des1954]

I fart in appreciation.

I fart in your general direction!!

 

[des1954]

Yes, but I go to alot of people's homes and have to explain the most simple thing its just a habit when it comes to pluming.

I work at Home Depot & have to 'splain a lot of things to simple people!!

 

[clkelley]

Good morning!!!!

 

[VACAMPER]

As my dearest brother will attest to.... I am a fart afficianato. I have 3 books on the subject (all bought for me by Al's son, Kevin) Fart the Game, and several birthday, christmas and halloween cards that have incorporated the word "Fart" into them.

Farts are good!! They make the farter feel good, they make the fartee laugh, and even the hard of hearing can enjoy them!

Farts with lumps are NOT good!

So... here we go!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ7QmLd2eVg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXNquTYnyg0&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzvemPHHOZg&feature=related

And my favorite!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LazXj9YrH1M

Thanks for a great start to my day!! Nothing like a fart to get you laughing.

 

[wildfan1473]

As my dearest brother will attest to.... I am a fart afficianato. I have 3 books on the subject (all bought for me by Al's son, Kevin) Fart the Game, and several birthday, christmas and halloween cards that have incorporated the word "Fart" into them.

Farts are good!! They make the farter feel good, they make the fartee laugh, and even the hard of hearing can enjoy them!

Farts with lumps are NOT good!

So... here we go!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ7QmLd2eVg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXNquTYnyg0&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzvemPHHOZg&feature=related

And my favorite!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LazXj9YrH1M

Good morning!

Where do you guys come up with this stuff?! I can personally relate to the last one - I always have a farting guy next to me in yoga, now matter where I sit, a guy sits next to me (never the same guy, either, it must just be the men) and farts the whole time

For those of you in PA, here is a useful tidbit for you - the Russian word for fart is "pocono"

We have burping contests here. None of my boys have been able to best me yet , and yes that is something I am proud of

 

[ntsammy5]

As my dearest brother will attest to.... I am a fart afficianato.

It doesn't take much to amuse her.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Good morning! I haven't logged on in a day and a half......it took me about 30 minutes just to read through all this stuff! I hope all your buns are fine!

John, my Lexi had her tonsils out when she was 3. I worried the whole time, but it all turned out great! She could breathe afterward, too. Breathing is good. I'll be thinking of you and Matt today!

How...lovely...to see all the battle scars you all have. I feel closer to you somehow.....but I won't show mine.

Anne, many people are self-centered. Sorry to break it to you. Sucky as it is. Not everyone, though!

As for farting and burping....better out than in.

Oh....I'm short. You don't need to be PC about it. Vertically challenged, petite, a little person...whatever. I'm just short.

I had the middle and high school youth groups at my house yesterday. They beat each other with wet noodles....really, you know those floaty noodle things from the pool? Wild bunch, I tell you.

 

[VACAMPER]

Ami, have you thought about summer camp programs for kids? You always have so many kids at your house you might as well make some dough.