Yo, I Got Your Chit Chat Right Here

[AuburnJen92]

I knew that post would come back to haunt you!

If I knew the SPF was lurking, I would have put duct tape on my keyboard!

 

[Colson39]

Pray for me...in a few minutes I am picking up my DS and taking him to get his temporary driving permit.

Today is his 16th birthday

Maybe he'll get lucky like I was and end up having them accidentally give him a "Over 21" stamp and background on his license (even though I was only 17 when I got it).

Let's just say that I never had the need for a fake ID in college....lol. People just see the blue background (under 21 had yellow background) and the over 21 stamp (old Florida license) and wouldn't even look at my age.

Speaking of, it's time for me to get a new one. I've been putting it off for a decade now, in fact, when people see my ID they can't believe I still have such an old one. It's going to be weird when I finally do get a new one, it's like a part of your history.

 

[AuburnJen92]

OH SPF Auntie needs a tag job!

or a tag lift!

 

[Gatordad]

My tags are OLD. I feel left out. I'm not feeling pretty like everyone esle..old and ugly..my tags are starting to sag.

nothing worse than a woman in generally good shape with saggy tags. maybe www.victoriassecret.com has something that can lift and separate the tags.

 

[auntie]

nothing worse than a woman in generally good shape with saggy tags. maybe www.victoriassecret.com has something that can lift and separate the tags.

Thanks for the tip wise guy...I think I can probably find something in the Pweety Pwincess department!


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[AuburnJen92]

I still think tag lift is better...sounds more serious!

 

[Gatordad]

most gals can appreciate that I'm comfortable in my masculinity to be a pwetty pwincess. I wish I could say the same about taglifters.

 

[2goofycampers]

So Pete, how does a pwetty pwincess get treated in The Penn?

 

[auntie]

I can guess what your next tag will be!

Oh Lord, I hope not ...I don't need that to follow me through all of Disboard enternity.


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[big kahuna1]

most gals can appreciate that I'm comfortable in my masculinity to be a pwetty pwincess.

I don't know. You may be gettin' pretty close to that lesbian in a man's body thing if you're not careful. But then again, is that really such a bad thing?

 

[Shannone1]

Pray for me...in a few minutes I am picking up my DS and taking him to get his temporary driving permit.

Today is his 16th birthday

to your son....and GOOD LUCK to you !! My oldest is 14 and I will be in your shoes before I know it.

 

[Shannone1]

or a tag lift!

Good one !!

 

[3gr8kids]

Phyllis, just because you have saggie taggies, you don't need a tag lift. You are beautiful just the way you are.

 

[auntie]

OH SPF Auntie needs a tag job!

or a tag lift!

nothing worse than a woman in generally good shape with saggy tags. maybe www.victoriassecret.com has something that can lift and separate the tags.

Good one !!

Okay...let's be clear here. My tags..."written" or otherwise, are just fine.
I simply meant that I've had them for a while...(NO!..again..not what all you PERVS are thinking ) They don't need a lift..or to be seperated. They actually they are quite comfortable together, and have spent many years that way! THE TAGS.....people..the TAGS....get your minds out of the gutter!

Let's try this again..I meant that it would be nice if I too, were to have received a nice...dignified tag...to match the already "lovely" tags that I have....oh God...I'm done..I can't do this. It's just too wierd.


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[AuburnJen92]

Does that mean you need a dignified tag lift? Sorry, it is just too funny!


I mean, really, look what I have to live with now!

 

[auntie]

I thought you were my friend. Miss "my body parts have never seen sun". Thank you for sharing


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[AuburnJen92]

I AM your friend. If I didn't love you, this wouldn't be so much fun. However, since it is bothering you, I will stop. (laughing that is)

 

[AuburnJen92]

I still can't believe out of all the stupid things I have said over the years, she would pick that one!

 

[3gr8kids]

 

[auntie]

I AM your friend. If I didn't love you, this wouldn't be so much fun. However, since it is bothering you, I will stop. (laughing that is)

I know you're kidding... I am beginning to think I'm better off with what I have, than with some of the ones you people got last night.


You know...what the hell is it I think it's the damn keyboard...everything I type sounds wierd today...I'll be quiet until I have some nice, dignified things to say. It may be awhile.

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