Hello me hearties, hello.
Aye, shiver me timbers! There be treasure out there. What grand loot do ye bilge rats and beauties plan to acquire?
Afore ye go, don't be sippin' thar grog an' be a lily-livered landlubber n forget 'bout what booty ye be mailing, Sassypants. Get out yer pieces o' gold, and not be sharkbait.
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