Just an aside, but the system that has survived 200 years (the COnstitution) does not (and was never intended to) address the particulars of such things as tort reform. But our legal system, even with its venerable and distinguished history, survives because of continuous reforms. To argue for reform is not to suggest that the system should be thrown out.
On the lighter side, this is from
http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/
M-LAW ANNOUNCES WINNERS OF SEVENTH ANNUAL WACKY WARNING LABEL CONTEST
Fishing lure which warns, "Harmful if swallowed," catches one of the top awards
A five-inch fishing lure which sports three steel hooks and cautions users that it is, "Harmful if swallowed," has been identified as one of the nation's wackiest warning labels in an annual contest sponsored by a consumer watchdog group.
The Wacky Warning Label Contest, now in it's seventh year, is conducted by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, M-LAW, to reveal how lawsuits, and fear of lawsuits, have prompted many manufacturers to issue warnings against even obvious misuses of consumer products.
The winning labels were selected from a list of M-LAW's finalists by listeners of the Dick Purtan show on Detroit radio station, WOMC-FM 104.3. The fishing lure warning actually placed fourth.
GRAND PRIZE The $500 grand prize for the wackiest label was awarded to Robert Brocone of Euclid, Ohio for a warning he found on a bottle of drain cleaner which says: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product." Brocone also wins a copy of the book, "The Death of Common Sense," by Philip K. Howard, chairman of the legal reform group, Common Good.
And, for the first time, the winner of the top prize receives a special edition wacky warning label coffee mug produced by the Common Good coalition. A recent Newsweek magazine cover story reported on Common Good's campaign to focus national attention on the impact legal fear is having in our society.
OTHER WINNERS.
The $250 second place award went to Alexander Tabarrok of Fairfax, Virginia for a label on a snow sled which says: "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."
Third place and $100 goes to Bob Skowronek of Northville, Michigan who purchased a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact disks which warns: "Do not use as a ladder."
Fourth place, as mentioned above, went to the fishing lure, sent in by Melissa Cerrito, Atlantic Mine, Michigan, and
Fifth place goes to a smoke detector which warns: "Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire," sent in by Bill Masterson, Ft. Myers, Florida
"Wacky warning labels are a sign of our lawsuit-plagued times," said Robert B. Dorigo Jones, M-LAW president. "It used to be that if someone spilled coffee in their lap, they simply called themselves clumsy. Today, too many people are calling themselves an attorney. This "sue first, ask questions later" mentality has not only produced wacky warning labels, it has increased the cost of products and services families use daily. That's the real problem."
M-LAW is a non-profit organization working to increase public awareness of how the explosion in litigation is hurting America. M-LAW is dedicated to restoring common sense and personal responsibility to the courts.
And from
http://www.atra.org/show/7671
BUSINESSES AVOID LAWSUIT ABUSE WITH WACKY WARNING LABELS
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CONTACT: Gretchen Schaefer
gschaefer@atra.org
202-682-1163
Washington, DC, January 8, 2004 -- The seventh annual Wacky Warning Labels contest results are in, and it just goes to show the great lengths business are willing to go in order to avoid being sued.
Businesses have real reasons to fear lawsuit abuse, said ATRA President Sherman Joyce. Not only does the fear of being sued drive businesses to the extreme of slapping these wacky warning labels on their products, but we all pay the price for frivolous litigation.
Joyce notes that tort costs in the United States increased from $205 billion in 2001 to $233 billion in 2002, or $27.4 billion more than in 2001the largest dollar increase in U.S. history, according to a study by Tillinghast-Towers Perrin. The numbers represent a 30% increase in the last two years, the largest two-year increase since 1986/1987. Each U.S. citizen pays $809 annually, compared to $797 in 2001.
While we find humor in wacky warning labels, the downside is that some people dont take essential warnings seriously and can become injured if a product is not used properly, Joyce said.
Go here to see the results of Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watchs Wacky Warning Label contest.
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