yay me!!!!

[mickeyfan2]

OP Please clarify the 1969 in yoru user name. It's throwing us way off here.

This is new math.

 

[mickeyfan2]

I think I need to learn how to walse...I need $10,000....

oh, wait, do they only award that much in Fantasyland....

They always award $10K to the walser who is pregnant with twins. Everybody knows that.

 

[PrincessTiff]

Just wanted to add my name to the list of well wishers. You are one lucky little lady. Get some rest and put those dancing feet up. I have a feeling you will be needing all the energy you can get between the twins and a one year old. Roomer has it three kids are pretty tough.

Man for someone so perfect OP, you can't spell any better than your 6-month old.

i didn't say he was 100% sure they were twins. a possibility. and i accidently wrote 1 month. it is 2 months. and he doesn;t know for sure just a guess.

This couldn't possibly get any better. In a couple of hours, are you going to post that it's really 3 months??

Who is your doctor? I wouldn't want to go and see them.

Doctor: "Congrats! You're pregnant...at least, I think you are. And with twins! Well, there's a 50/50 chance you are with twins. Could be girls, possibly boys....you just never know. And you're already a month along! No, wait. I miscalculated...uhhhh...maybe you're two months?"

When you find out, be sure to warn the rest of us.

 

[Pam]

I think I need to learn how to walse...

Here we go a-walse-aling..... EVERYBODY SING!!

 

[Mickey Fliers]

After I learn how to walse, roomer has it I will be on Dancing with Stars...

I think I might try to have a love child with Mario and Emmitt. Ooh, maybe I will have twins.

 

[Pam]

After I learn how to walse, roomer has it I will be on Dancing with Stars...

I think I might try to have a love child with Mario and Emmitt. Ooh, maybe I will have twins.

Will your Dancing With The Stars debut be in 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 months?

 

[Dr.Snark]

You were able to win $10,000 in a Dance competition pregnant??

Walsing with morning sickness always heightens the chance of winning!

one-two-three-rolf, one-two-three-rolf

 

[PrincessTiff]

Maybe we can cross this thread with FC's thread and name them perla and Suzy. Maybe FC is the father

Now wouldn't that be a smart baby!!

Wow, now you say your 2 months but on Oct. 16th your poor DH had whooping cough and Oct. 20th you were just asking about trying for a 2nd. DH must have recovered quickly and got straight to work. Oh, maybe it was the other DH.

Oh come on, don't you know it was both at the same time?

No worries...an older one will be bumped up shortly. We can marry the threads then!

It's already been done.

 

[Mickey Fliers]

Will your Dancing With The Stars debut be in 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 months?

When I get the call, I will let everyone know. At this rate, there could be a delivery at the finale. Hey I know, instead of viewers voting for a winner, they could vote on the twins names.....

Perfect

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

Walsing with morning sickness always heightens the chance of winning!

one-two-three-rolf, one-two-three-rolf

well morning sickness can wait to rear its ugly head until about 2 months or so...

And there are women who can run (Well slow down eventually to a jog) while pregnant...

Certainly walsing can't be all that hard at 4 weeks along. Unless her center of gravity is off from that embryo implantantation---that can cause some wicked cramping and cause some mistaken dance moves that resemble a waltz.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

When I get the call, I will let everyone know. At this rate, there could be a delivery at the finale. Hey I know, instead of viewers voting for a winner, they could vote on the twins names.....

Perfect

It could yield even bigger ratings than when Sara Evans left the show.

Since there is a rule about no lifts--we know that a pregnant dancing star will be kept safe.

 

[hydster]

They always award $10K to the walser who is pregnant with twins. Everybody knows that.

But they only award it if they are supposed to be girls but possibly boys, you have to prove that you mistakenly typed out 1 month instead of 2 months along AND the final qualification (after getting through those roomers) to be a certified walser and win the $10K is that your doctor has to sign an affidavit that he isn't really sure...he just guessed!

If you have those qualifications I think you might be next in line!

 

[mickeyfan2]

But they only award it if they are supposed to be girls but possibly boys, you have to prove that you mistakenly typed out 1 month instead of 2 months along AND the final qualification (after getting through those roomers) to be a certified walser and win the $10K is that your doctor has to sign an affidavit that he isn't really sure...he just guessed!

If you have those qualifications I think you might be next in line!

 

[PrincessTiff]

What's up with the 1969 in her name? Maybe she thinks that is the year you would of been born if you were 24.

Maybe she's 19, which could explain her mother being 44

And in the chance that they are puppies, I vote Bow-Wow and Boozer

I think the twins daddy is the DOCTOR!

pinnie

Ooh now that's a theory worth pondering.

 

[PrincessTiff]

" (my sister and her husband and their son matt,"

So her DH is actually her nephew!! Now we are getting somewhere.

Maybe the twins aren't a reference to babies at all. Maybe they are referencing implants? I call mine the twins all the time!

OMG!! She made a poll to see what everyone thinks she should name them. Can I retract my vote?

Walsing with morning sickness always heightens the chance of winning!

one-two-three-rolf, one-two-three-rolf

I'm trying to eat here!

 

[MareQ]

I need to go to the liquor store. Should make this thread even funnier!

Let's leave the liquor out of this thread please. After all - we are talking about an under age, pregnant, polygamist here. If you add liquor to this mess we'll never get to the bottom of this.

 

[Dr.Snark]

I am still trying to get my head around the fact that she supposedly had Miley sometime between April and June '06 (depending on what age you believe in her posts).

And she was on bedrest for the last 6 months of her pregnancy.

And she had to go back to work in September (per dancing thread)

And she had whooping cough with severe vomiting for a week in October.

She takes care of a family, works, has a baby 6 - 8 months ago, put a puppy down, got a new puppy, has been ill, was on bedrest from January to June, is now 4-8 weeks pregnant with twins....

AND can get her body in shape to win a $10,000 ballroom dance competition three weeks ago.

I want to know the conditioning plan this woman used!!!!!

 

[BethanyF]

ava (played by haylie duff in the movie material girls)
ashley. (tisdale or legget)
charlie (charlie and lola, playhouse disney)
celsey (chelsea from raven or casey from life with derek or kilsie from high school musical)
andy (andy lawrence has been in disney channel movies)
allison (michalka...ally & aj)
halley (halie duff or hallie todd played Mrs McGuire)
heidi (that movie about the basketball star sisters, one of them was named heidi)
ryan (ryan evans, high school musical)
evan (ryan evans, high school musical)
charles (charlie and lola, playhouse disney)
cole (sprouse)
cody (suite life)
chris (an actor named chris warren was in high school musical)
jeff (jeff bennett is a voice actor on several disney channel shows)
joseph (joey lawrence)


no, I didnt know all of these. I just googled the names with 'disney channel'

 

[Pam]

no, I didnt know all of these. I just googled the names with 'disney channel'

Sure you don't...... It's okay, we'll keep your dirty little secret!

 

[MariDisney]

I am still trying to get my head around the fact that she supposedly had Miley sometime between April and June '06 (depending on what age you believe in her posts).

And she was on bedrest for the last 6 months of her pregnancy.

And she had to go back to work in September (per dancing thread)

And she had whooping cough with severe vomiting for a week in October.

She takes care of a family, works, has a baby 6 - 8 months ago, put a puppy down, got a new puppy, has been ill, was on bedrest from January to June, is now 4-8 weeks pregnant with twins....

AND can get her body in shape to win a $10,000 ballroom dance competition three weeks ago.

I want to know the conditioning plan this woman used!!!!!

AND she and Matt Ryan got over WHOOPING COUGH in one day. That is a miracle...that stinking thing usually hangs around for weeks on end. (yes, I read all 395 posts)