yay me!!!!

[buzzlady]

posted on 10/16/06

help my husband has whooping cough and is 8******** and we are supposed to leave tommorow. i do not care that we are missing the trip but how do we cancel and get our money back. my sister doesn't even know. help!
oh yea i am taking him to the doctor this morning.

Posted on 10/20/06

ok i had miley 5 months ago and my husband wants a 2nd. now it is not that i do not want a second it is just i was on bedrest for 6 months. i do not want that to happen again.
should we have a 2nd
yes.
no.
maybe?

Wow, now you say your 2 months but on Oct. 16th your poor DH had whooping cough and Oct. 20th you were just asking about trying for a 2nd. DH must have recovered quickly and got straight to work. Oh, maybe it was the other DH.

 

[Aimeedyan]

Can I just say how much I love you all? This thread has to be one of the best I've read... I haven't giggled this much in a long time!

(BTW - I've read many of her other threads and nothing has ever sounded legit... I think she may be a child/tween)

 

[monsterkitty]

posted on 10/16/06

Posted on 10/20/06

Wow, now you say your 2 months but on Oct. 16th your poor DH had whooping cough and Oct. 20th you were just asking about trying for a 2nd. DH must have recovered quickly and got straight to work. Oh, maybe it was the other DH.

The family is gifted, so maybe her DH Ryatt recovered very quickly.

 

[MariDisney]

Yes, you are right! I knew the other names had to have conncections, but Icouldn't place the rest!

Lily Truscott is a character in Hannah Montanna
Chelsea Daniels is a characeter in That's So Raven (but I have to be right on the Chelsea being spelled incorrectly for that)

 

[6_Time_Momma]

Lily Truscott is a character in Hannah Montanna
Chelsea Daniels is a characeter in That's So Raven (but I have to be right on the Chelsea being spelled incorrectly for that)

If its not Chelsea, maybe it's Kelsey, which would be the piano player character in High School Musical.

 

[disneyjunkie]

Maybe we can cross this thread with FC's thread and name them perla and Suzy. Maybe FC is the father

FC's thread has been locked.

 

[azgal81]

How old is this person? All of her previous posts seem like some weird made up fantasy stories. She's like a troll that won't go away!

 

[xCourxCorex]

Another interesting twist to the story... disneydancer1969's mom is apparently 44!

ok 2nd story my mom was really late one morning. so she had no makeup on. she is only 44. she teaches 1st grade so one of her little kids says you look different. the other student says you "look 50". so my mom is ready to die and another student shouts out "i think she looks 20". so she had an interesting day. just had to share. do you think these are funny or not.

Hmmm......

 

[alliecats]

Another interesting twist to the story... disneydancer1969's mom is apparently 44!



Hmmm......

Based on the post you quoted, I am going to guess the OP is really 12.

ETA: adjusted the age down!

 

[lalijack]

Wow! When her babies are born, she won't even be old enough to babysit them!

 

[Fantasmic303]

FC's thread has been locked.

No worries...an older one will be bumped up shortly. We can marry the threads then!

 

[kejoda]

You disers are too much!!!!

 

[AuntieM03]

Realizing the poster is probably 12 this is still one of the most unintentionally hilarious threads I have read in a long time. I was feeling kind of crummy today so thank you for the laugh

 

[4greatboys]

I have a feeling you just wasted a good 395 posts.



Are there any other options?

That was my first thought.

 

[Loubon]

Wow, 9 pages of this and not one of you even noticed her signature wasn't within the guidelines......

 

[disneymomof5]

OMG I can't remember the last time I laughed this much. But now you know what to do when you have a life decision to make. Have a poll. Should I have another baby? have a poll. What should I name my baby? have a poll. Should I be married to someone named Matt or ryan? Let's have a poll.

 

[4greatboys]

Quote:
when me and my roomate lilly went to disneyworld together we had just become a membership and we owned at the boardwalk so we went to the boardwalk and the little replica of the studios were closed. so this lady who worked there showed us a studio and when we were walking there lilly said 'there is a roomer going around they are building vacation club villas at the animal kingdom lodge. is that true." and the lady replied with "no. however they are building the villas at the contemporary resort" and so all of a sudden me and lilly started jumping for joy because we love the contemporary and so we asked her if she was kidding and she wasn't so the whole point of this very long story is be on the look out for any news on them building villas at the contemporary.


A ROOMER??

You know a room....just bigger, a roomer

 

[wdw4life]

This has to rank as one of the all time classic DIS threads! It is hilarious!

 

[Va-bear]

OMG I can't remember the last time I laughed this much. But now you know what to do when you have a life decision to make. Have a poll. Should I have another baby? have a poll. What should I name my baby? have a poll. Should I be married to someone named Matt or ryan? Let's have a poll.

"How many months pregnant am I?"

 

[MariDisney]

what are yall doing for new years eve. Matt and i are scheduled to drive Miley to my parents then Matt and i at our neighbors party. it lasts until 1:00 a.m. no sleep for me!

ok last week we had to put our little miniature doxen Lexi to sleep and i am sad. but last night when i came home from work i found a little yellow lab puppy just sitting there. i asked Ryan why was this adorable dog here. he said that it was now mine and an early christmas present. i hugged him and i love it! i named her baby and she loves me and Miley. it is adorable. holiday wishes really can come true.

These two posts were 14 days apart. I'm confused now.
Matt is the DH and Ryan is the DBF?? Or the other way around? Did someone already post these quotes? It's getting late.