Yavn is in cahoots with the government. He's been working on nuclear satellites that orbit around the Earth and genetically modified time-splitting gerbils. The time splitting gerbils will create a continuum that will add 10 minutes to every hour. The satellites will beam down some kind of molecular particle slicer to melt our brains at 3:64 PM tomorrow, therefore giving the government-run tinfoil hat industry a tremendous amount of business. The armageddon scare will effectively cause inflation of the market, because the time-splitting gerbils also have the power to cause a recession in the pinata industry. Ergo, Yavn has no time for VMK because he is trying to take over the world by replacing our brains with new brains programmed to follow only the "VMK Values." Unfortunately, at 5:69 tomorrow, Yavn will update the values to include nothing but things that involve worshipping him and HOST_Sparky.
Buy your tinfoil hats now, peoples!