Would you wear this?

[Blondie]

Peek-A-Boo Parker: Sarah Jessica Parker may be adamant about not showing her assets on "Sex and the City," but she had no problem flashing her bodacious bod at the Tony Awards. The actress, whose show returned for its sixth and final season on June 22, hits the red carpet wearing a corseted Gucci cocktail dress that leaves very little of her immaculately toned post-baby figure to the imagination. Parker smartly leaves her accessories at home, choosing to show off the glow of motherhood in pointy-toed stilettos, a loose bun, and shimmery make-up.

How about this:

Goldie Oldie: Goldie Hawn sure is serious about recycling. At the "Alex & Emma" premiere, the actress reuses an ordinary curtain by remaking it into a blouse. Hawn is swimming in so much fabric that daughter Kate Hudson could very well be hiding under this tent-sized shirt. Goldie's hippie-dippy jeans also seem to be recycled -- from her "Laugh-In" heyday. Too bad that was nearly 30 years ago, when Goldie -- and everyone else -- still looked chic in bellbottoms.

Maybe this little get up!

Sock It to Me: Let's just get the most obvious parts of this photo out of the way. After all, they're a little hard to miss. Yup, we're talking about Traci Bingham's…sweat socks. Seriously, sweat socks on her arms? Didn't Britney do that, like, two years ago? And it was lame then. As for the rest of the retired "Baywatch" babe's outfit, let's just say "yeeeeesh." Her shoes look like medical casts with the toes cut off, while her slashed mini looks like it was made by a drunken seamstress. As for her camouflage shirt, well, let's just give it props for maintaining its cellular structure against such a major biological strain.

 

[daughter_of_amid_chaos]

No, No, and NOOOO!

 

[Pin Wizard]

Auuggghhh! The first one? Under a dress! The other two need the fashion police to give them citations!

 

[TIdoublegaER]

Although I wish I had the body to be able to wear something like what Sarah Jessica has on, not that I would go out in my lingerie.

When I saw that pic of Goldie Hawn, my first thought was "OMG, she's pregnant!"

The last one - well, I'll just keep my comments to mysef!

 

[The Mystery Machine]

If I looked like that I would. If I wore it as me I would look like a
1) Hooker
2) Homeless
3) Mentally Impaired

 

[aahmom1]

No to all 3.

 

[Serena]

1. no
2. no
3. no

1. She looks great. It shows a lot without being tacky. If I looked like that, I might think about it. Probably not in public.

2. Goldie is beautiful. I think it's time she grew up though. Why does she seem to think those 70's were her best years and she should stay there? I mean, come on, she gets to wake up with Kurt Russell, present day life can't be all that bad.

3. I've seen worse. I wonder what some people are thinking as they get dressed though.

 

[doxdogy]

When I saw the picture of Sarah Jessica Parker in People magazine I was stunned. What in the world was she thinking.

 

[helenabear]

Definitely NOT the 1st and last... I prefer to show less of my skin than that unless swimming in a pool and even then, I still like to show less.

 

[jfulcer]

I could probably pull off the miniskirt and have my top falling out of my shirt, but I just don't have the thighs for the SJP number.

And Goldies outfit - well, I left it up on my windows where it belonged.

 

[Saffron]

1.) That's a Gucci dress? It looks like a Playtex girdle!
I wish I could wear something like that though! She looks great.

2.) Goldie's outfit - I wouldn't have worn it in my hippie hay days let alone in the 21st century! Maybe I would wear her shirt as a dress?

3.) The last one: I don't have a clue who she is. I never saw the socks on her arms, I only saw ..... And if I had ....... like that, I might wear something similar, but not that outfit.

 

[Patrick IL.]

Probably not in public.....

 

[Dan Murphy]

They look like Vegas hookers.

 

[jfulcer]

Originally posted by Dan Murphy
They look like Vegas hookers.

Would that be hookers or hookairs?

 

[dtuleya]

Um, no, um definitely no and yuck! I hope she washed those tube socks!

 

[magicmouse2]

NOT nice outfits, regardless of shape & size..... No originality.....

 

[jipsy]

1. Yes, if I had the body.
2. No. I love the curtain comment though.
3. No. I prefer to wear my socks on my feet and I like them to match.

 

[DaveH]

no

 

[Bouncy]

Yes to number 1 and no to the other two!!

 

[BrerMom]

no^3