Wong-tinez: A Cultural Phenomenon FINAL UPDATE Pg79 #1176 & 1177 NEW PICS

[OregonDisneyFanatic]

I have laughed over this all day to the point of tears running down my face. Jen we need a update, where are you

 

[Goofyluver]

Mmmmmmkay...before I go get din din on the table...let me just finish out what I did...

Thanks to Kristi and Pee!!!!

So...it's o so early in the morn'...and here I sit...all stealth like outside of Hottie's school...

This is running through my mind: "OMGawd...I'm a freakin' adult! WTH am I doing here crouched down behind Hottie's truck like a teenager??? I am a professional woman! I work with chil'rens for gosh sakes! I have a chil'ren...and I'm plotting against my ding dang BF???"

So...I take the stinky cheese outta the package...and tie the sucker up with string...reeeeal tight like! I wrap it round and round and round...bend down and.....



















Tie it to his tail pipe! Now...Pee said to stuff it in there...but I had visions of cheese shooting all over the car behind him...or worse yet...an explosion of some sort!

I wrap that cheese tighter than a turtle's butt...round and round the tail pipe...and I run...faster than the dickens...and this time I did run...the 4 steps to my car!

Oh wait...I should leave some sort of love note...right???

So...I get to my car and write real quick like...this:

"Hey honey!!! You're like gouda...stinky on the outside and sharp and sexy on the inside!!!"

I have no idea what that meant...but I wanted to use cheese in my note...

I get out and go and stuff it under his windwhield! I hightail it to work...

8:00....I'm at work and I wait.

8:15....I PM Kristi to tell her the cheese has been planted...and I wait... ...

 

[WDWHeather]

I'm dying here!! Your note... very clever!

 

[Goofyluver]

I have laughed over this all day to the point of tears running down my face. Jen we need a update, where are you

Please apologize to P since I have now named him Pee in my report...you know why!

I shall return with the conclusion of my sad story later...the enforcer likes to be fed and he's demanding din din!!!

 

[WDWHeather]

Please apologize to P since I have now named him Pee in my report...you know why!

I shall return with the conclusion of my sad story later...the enforcer likes to be fed and he's demanding din din!!!

Hurry back! We're all waiting on pins and needles!

 

[meeskamouska]

BWAAHAAHAAA!!! I am so glad I can stop pretending I didn't know what ya doeded!!!!

 

[WDWHeather]

BWAAHAAHAAA!!! I am so glad I can stop pretending I didn't know what ya doeded!!!!

I just can't trust you anymore.

 

[OregonDisneyFanatic]

Please apologize to P since I have now named him Pee in my report...you know why!

I shall return with the conclusion of my sad story later...the enforcer likes to be fed and he's demanding din din!!!

This word is worrying me a little bit

 

[Parla]

BWAAHAAHAAA!!! I am so glad I can stop pretending I didn't know what ya doeded!!!!

What? Say it ain't so! You were just fooling us? I'm crushed!

 

[meeskamouska]

I didn't want to do it....but, I cave easy and if you knew and asked I would have been in big doody with my BFF!!!

 

[WDWHeather]

I didn't want to do it....but, I cave easy and if you knew and asked I would have been in big doody with my BFF!!!

You're lucky we like you so much!!

 

[Goofyluver]

Did you ever see the Kings of Comedy???? I love that one...I can watch it and laugh over and over every time. Now...I don't like potty jokes...but I love Cedric the Entertainer...he is not unnecessarily dirty! Anywho...on the Kings of Comedy...he talks about how he is a grown-*** man! (Here's hoping the filters work)

Well, that's me...I'm a grown-*** woman! And...I am soooooo ashamed of myself! I am horrified at my behavior! I am a mother...a therapist to children...an adult woman...I'm a grown-whatever woman!!! And...I have stooped to this????

Before you judge...please to remember that he stole my car...my entire barely a year old precious precious car!!!! What would you have done??? I think he is getting off easy...











Mmmmmmkay...so I waited till lunch time...he usually leaves at lunch...he would call me once he saw the note and hopped into his stinky car!

NO CALL!!!!

I call my friend at his school. He didn't leave for lunch.

I wait...the next time he will travel to his truck will be after school. 3:00 rolls around. 3:15...nada...zilch...













3:20...Hottie Calls.

Apparently my "friend" has passed the word around...I had to let her in on it since I was inquiring on his whereabouts at lunch...

Hottie has found the note...he wants to know why I am comparing him with cheese and why all 45 female teachers are standing around staring at him.

He has the nerve to say: "What did you do to my car??? I'm looking at it...what did you do to my car???"

There is silence while he searches!

Then...a scream! A high-pitched girl scream...not from me...but from him!

His words...minus the ermmmmm...yucky ones....went something like this:

"OMG...what did you do??? Whatisthis??? It'ssticky...it'sstinky...whatisthis??? It'sattachedtomymuffler...omgomgomg!!! Whatdidyoudo??? Whydoesitsmelllikethat???"

He calls us "even"....

I am so ashamed....I'm a grown woman...behaving like this????

He asked me where I got this idea...

I tell him on the DIS...

He thinks you're allllllll crazay...the whole lot of you!

I'm sooooo ashamed

 

[WDWHeather]

He deserved it!!!!!!!!!! It's just too funny!!!!!! I'm dying! I'm coming to you guys if I need to get back at someone!

 

[Goofyluver]

Tera...you better write that installment quick...so as to get the focus off of my immature very bad behavior...I can't stand to be embarrassed for days!!!!! I'm a grown woman!

 

[WDWHeather]

Tera...you better write that installment quick...so as to get the focus off of my immature very bad behavior...I can't stand to be embarrassed for days!!!!! I'm a grown-*** woman!

You think we're going to forget....????!!!!

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

Did you ever see the Kings of Comedy???? I love that one...I can watch it and laugh over and over every time. Now...I don't like potty jokes...but I love Cedric the Entertainer...he is not unnecessarily dirty! Anywho...on the Kings of Comedy...he talks about how he is a grown-*** man! (Here's hoping the filters work)

Well, that's me...I'm a grown-*** woman! And...I am soooooo ashamed of myself! I am horrified at my behavior! I am a mother...a therapist to children...an adult woman...I'm a grown-whatever woman!!! And...I have stooped to this????

Before you judge...please to remember that he stole my car...my entire barely a year old precious precious car!!!! What would you have done??? I think he is getting off easy...











Mmmmmmkay...so I waited till lunch time...he usually leaves at lunch...he would call me once he saw the note and hopped into his stinky car!

NO CALL!!!!

I call my friend at his school. He didn't leave for lunch.

I wait...the next time he will travel to his truck will be after school. 3:00 rolls around. 3:15...nada...zilch...













3:20...Hottie Calls.

Apparently my "friend" has passed the word around...I had to let her in on it since I was inquiring on his whereabouts at lunch...

Hottie has found the note...he wants to know why I am comparing him with cheese and why all 45 female teachers are standing around staring at him.

He has the nerve to say: "What did you do to my car??? I'm looking at it...what did you do to my car???"

There is silence while he searches!

Then...a scream! A high-pitched girl scream...not from me...but from him!

His words...minus the ermmmmm...yucky ones....went something like this:

"OMG...what did you do??? Whatisthis??? It'ssticky...it'sstinky...whatisthis??? It'sattachedtomymuffler...omgomgomg!!! Whatdidyoudo??? Whydoesitsmelllikethat???"

He calls us "even"....

I am so ashamed....I'm a grown-*** woman...behaving like this????

He asked me where I got this idea...

I tell him on the DIS...

He thinks you're allllllll crazay...the whole lot of you!

I'm sooooo ashamed

thats too good!! I was going to put a banana in my PE teachers tailpipe once but my fiance told me it might make his car blow up and he could... you know... hurt him... thats not what stopped me tho... I didnt want to get suspended for the first time my senior year!!

 

[Goofyluver]

Okay...okay...all my trick did was give him a stinky car...

So...don't judge people...don't judge...

He stole my car...

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

Okay...okay...all my trick did was give him a stinky car...

So...don't judge people...don't judge...

He stole my car...

I dont think my fiance would have a head anymore if he stole my car...

 

[Parla]

I'm sooooo ashamed

The only reason that you should be ashamed of yourself is for letting the secret out. I think he deserved to drive around with the thing stuck there to heat up a bit and REALLY stink and stick.

 

[bawsmom]

He deserved it!!!!!!!!!! It's just too funny!!!!!! I'm dying! I'm coming to you guys if I need to get back at someone!

I agree!! i'm callin' yous guys!!

this TR is sooo great.... can't wait for more