women are smarter than men!

carolfoy

<font color=cc6633>One has Ones hat and One's orf.
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Women Are Smarter Than Men
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles
decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he
spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary
man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father
will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his
stepmother!


Wife vs Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,goats, and
pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

Words
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then turned to
his wife and asked, "What?"

Stupid And Beautiful
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to
explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made
me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Understanding Women (A Man's Perspective)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you
can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out
by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
 
Those are great - I'm going to forward them to a lot of female friends!!!
 

.....why do women have small feet?



So they can get closer to the kitchen sink!




I'm now going to hide in a bunker until all the flack has passed. :scared:
 
You've made me smile - Thank you (not feeling the best today as our cat is unwell - the vet thinks he may have been poisoned)
 
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?












Put the remote control between his toes!!!
 
Yes, you have demonstrated what I have known all my life. Thank you for putting it in layman's terms for all to understand.......................... :-)
 
Aww! Snookhams hope he's better soon, glad to have cheered you up :wizard:
and to richard all I can say is..... :earboy2:
 
My very favourite one of all time is:
How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?









3 - if you slice them very very thinly!!!!!
 
:rotfl: :rotfl:

snookhams, hugs for you that your cat is okay :grouphug:
 





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