Oh, I didn't ask her! I started to get in and she "ran" over and started
yelling at me "NO! NO! You can't get in this lane! It's for water walkers
ONLY!"
I pointed that the sign at the end of the lane said "Lap Swimmers and Water
Walkers Only"
She continued yelling "NO! Victor" (whoever he is) "said that I don't have
to share this lane! This is for water walkers only!" The entire time she's
standing there with her arms out literally blocking my entrance into the
lane. Personally, I was rather amused because who in their right mind would
say to someone "I won't share with you, even though there are six of us in
the pool right now and only three lanes." Well, who over the age of about 3
1/2?
I asked the lifeguard, "Is this true? I can't swim in this lane?"
"Of course you can. You have to share." (she says to the 60+ year old woman,
whose mama didn't bring her up right...obviously)
"NO! You can't swim in this lane! It's in the regulations! You can't!"
I point out that if she doesn't want to be crowded, she can go into the
other ENTIRE HALF of the pool where water walkers and aerobics people
generally stay. She says "No, it's too crowded for what I do. I WATER JOG!"
she says, as if my pitiful little mile swim was just so beneath her serious
WATER JOGGING.
Amused I point to the other half and say "Um, Ma'am, there's no one in that
area right now. It's hardly too crowded."
She keeps on, by this time I'm done playing this game and say "Well,
whatever. I'm swimming. I'll take this half." She literally yells "NO! You
can't!" I leaned forward and said "You know what? You're not my mother, nor
are you the head of the YMCA, so you will not tell me what I can and cannot
do. I am going to swim now. I don't have time for this."
I get in and she "runs" ahead of me, arms out (seriously, like a 3 year old
trying to block my way). Fortunately they've yet to erect walls in the lanes
(LOL), so I just swim around her. SHE HITS ME as I swim past! I figured that
if I came back and she did it again I'd get out and go to the front and ask
her to be removed. She didn't and you know what? We managed to swim together
just fine!
What a piece of work! In a way I feel sorry for her. Obviously she's a
bitter old crab who is pretty used to bullying people to get her way (I've
seen her do it before, but I don't bully easily). After the swim I was in
the locker room getting changed. She sees me, stomps over to the entrance of
the locker bay I'm in, stands there BUCK NAKED and just GLARES at me. I
smile the biggest, sweetest smile I can and go back to changing. She stomps
off. A few minutes later she's dressed, she stomps back over and does the
same thing. I just smiled, chuckled, nodded my head in a "it takes all
kinds" fashion and walked past her. I think she was pretty upset that a) she
didn't get her way and b) she didn't make me mad enough to actually have a
complaint against me.
I thought about filing a complaint against her. After all, she did put her
hands on me while I was swimming in an effort to keep me out of her lane,
but I decided against it. I mean what if this is the only place she can
afford to swim? But if I have to share a lane again and she pulls it again,
I will file a formal complaint and request that she be disallowed in the
pool.
What a knob!